Are the Crappers their own Wrestling Fan Community?

According to Wikipedia, Mark means "a person who enjoys professional wrestling as if it were unstaged. Derived from the carnival term," knowing Wikipedia this is obviously a lie, because Mark is more an internet pro-wrestling fan, who is member of IWC. Smark is told to mean "A fan who is aware of and interested in the backstage and non-scripted aspects of wrestling".
Really, Wikipedia? I know you've spewed out bullshit before, but Smark doesn't mean anything like that.

But, if you insist, then i guess all the angry members of IWC are labeled as "Crappers" from now on.

What is Crapper exactly? Well...

Crapper is a person who follows WrestleCrap and Wrestling. Basically labeled as "Angry Video Game Nerd of IWC", because Crapper just wants to find all the negative points of angles and wrestlers and then make fun of them with other crappers. Crapper takes everything seriously and is known to get butthurt over everything. Crappers hate marks, IWC and even each other. Crappers don't cause that much damage because they are locked on the Hell of IWC, Craphole The Wrestling Forum, where they argue with each other forever.

Crappers have really mean sense of humour, that has been actually handed down from R. D. Reynolds, the founder of Wrestlecrap and "the god" of Crappers. Crappers are atheists of Wrestling because they judge wrestlers from their real-life activites, which is the reason why Chris Benoit is always getting hated on threads and why nobody considers Hogan as the one of the most famous wrestlers in the business. Whenever FAN, wrestlingforum.com or Wrestling Clique sees a Crapper, he'll be automatically banned for life. Crappers are very infamous in the wrestling community, even more so than "Youtube Marks".

One positive thing about Crappers is that they are very intelligent and seem to know more than Marks do and are the masters of Inside Jokers.

Example of Crapper Quote:
Again, anyone claiming "oh, WWE isn't cool anymore so it's okay for their world champion to ignore the company" needs to stop and pause the tape.

'The fuck are you calling yourself a fan of this business?

If Rock had brought the belt and mentioned Wrestlemania, then maybe it would be "culturally relevant" somewhat. Depends on what you call "culturally relevant". I see a lot of kids watching the product who have a favorite wrestler. Do we just need more kids watching to make it "culturally relevant" or do they all need to be wearing John Cena T-shirts?

Does it even fucking matter if wrestling is cool or not? Dwayne just told the world that he is not a wrestler, even though he is a world heavyweight wrestling champion. How can you be okay with this? How can you be defending this outright shitting on of the business by Dwayne? The only reason Dwayne even has a shitty movie to star in is because of wrestling. Without wrestling, we would have given up on this piece of shit the second the premier of Walking Tall was over.

Buyrates? A few extra paydays? Dwayne clearly does not give a damn if WrestleMania sells or not, or else he'd have taken the Leno opportunity and ANY OTHER OPPORTUNITY HE HAD to promote the show. He's obviously already been paid for his appearance, or else he'd get off his Hollywood ass and sell some fucking tickets so that he would be guaranteed his money and perhaps some extra.

And when your world champion publically shows that he don't give a fuck about you, your job, your company, or even HIS job or HIS company...that's no champion. That's a bitch. And I'm trying real hard not to insult anyone who is on Dwayne's side, because you're entitled to your opinion. There's just no arguing your point with me. I love wrestling too much, and I'm probably borderline trolling here with this thread - but this pissed me off so bad when I read the newsbite on Rajah that I will bark this shit to the end.

Fuck you, Dwayne.

 

Crash Mania and It's Idiotic Fanatics.

THIS IS OUTDATED! CM FORUM IS NO LONGER PART OF CRASH MANIA! SO FORGET ALMOST EVERYTHING THIS SAYS! I'M NO LONGER ALLOWED TO LIKE CRASH!!

As you may know, the Crash Bandicoot Fanbase was shattered this week by this image.

I AM THE COUNTER FROM ONCE UPON A TIME...MAN!

This very image ended up causing two-sided havoc. Kids believed it was real, while the angsty 40-year old virgins at the CM Forum thought it was fake and wanted the show the message.
The video where Bring Back Bandicoot ranted about this image being fake, ended up being the biggest cause of shitstorms since the infamous "prototype incident". NOT THAT PROTOTYPE INDICENT!

Crash Mania was blamed for hating Crash, to be honest, i think they strongly dislike Crash because they hate the fanprojects and other Crash sites, just visit the Crash Mania, how many of them even have Crash on their icon? I know not everybody on Craphole have wrestler on their icon, but still, those people are a bunch of dicks.

I find it pretty ironic that they're trying to "Bring Crash Back", via their stupid petition, but what if it has completetly opposite meaning? They're trying to keep Crash away so Activision can keep making Call Of Duty?

A lot of people who act in that behaviour like people in Crash Mania act that way, they might be bunch of angry 4chan veterans who don't believe that platforming would be a success anymore.

I demand Crash Mania will be closed along with it's crappy forums, and also stop that horrible petition that has done nothing but damage.

Also, BringBackBandicootCM called me a moron.
IS THAT HOW YOU ACT TOWARDS PEOPLE? OWNER OF SITE THAT HAS BEEN AROUND FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS???

Not Caring doesn't matter anymore.

For all these years i've heard how much people don't care about me. How they don't give a fuck, shit or anything what i do, what i say and what i think.

But you know what? That is just too silly, i mean, why should anyone tell me that they don't care what i do? That doesn't weaken me, that just wants me to do more.

"Anything i say doesn't mean anything anymore".

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN BY THAT? That i don't matter anymore? Listen up, just because YOU say it doesn't matter does it mean it really matters? It's just YOUR Opinion. When i say it, it's the truth because i am the target, i am the person does all the things that do not matter to you. If i would say it doesn't matter, THEN it wouldn't matter.

I can tell whatever i fucking want, this is internet. Here's the freedom of speech, so i can say what i want to, act how i want to, mock who i want to and DO what i want to.

And if you think i have no life, it's just your opinion, even if i showed up once a year you would STILL tell me i have no life, besides "YOU HAVE NO LIFE"-skit is old shit and only newfags use it.

Listen up, i am making good numbers at school, i DO have a life, because i have a time to improve it.

Telling me that you don't give a fuck, that is just pathetic and you're too lazy to see that bullshit, and you might be even afraid! So in that logic, you're a pussy. So when you say "I don't care" or something like that you're really saying "I don't bother to see your stuff because i'm a huge coward and i don't want to see your shit because i'm afraid i might get butthurt."

So it's better to see it or just stay fucking silent.

Also, telling me to "leave" or "shut the fuck up" NEVER works, do you really think words can hurt. I've seen many insults, and words hurt more when they're shouted STRAIGHT ON YOUR FACE. Internet is a different thing, or then it's just me.

You see, everything i say will matter at some point. You guys just are too lazy to answer because you try to show that you have a "life", that is just stupid. How much do your fingers hurt when you write a sentence??? You are just a worthless, piece of boredom, and i will be always better than you, in some way at least, The End. 

Fortan Reviews Crap: WrestleCrap and CRAPHOLE THE WRESTLECRAP FORUM

Okay, today i was looking for some old posts i did on Craphole, "the official Wrestlecrap Forum" and also visited to see new topics, and i've got to admit, the name really tells everything.

This is really the Craphole of Wrestling Forums and everyone act there like RD Reynolds.

Speaking of RD, i'm going to review both Craphole and it's "father", the jolly good Wrestlecrap.

Well, the word "good" doesn't exist in WrestleCrap or Craphole.

What the fuck am i talking about, you ask? Okay...

Wrestlecrap is a site that reviews shitty wrestling-related things, some that aren't even that bad, but RD is still furious about that Big Show chokeslammed him on OVW Show, and keeps mocking everything Wrestling-related like 18-year old beerdrinking Something Awful-user. His jokes are mostly crapping on EVERYONE, from the cameraman to the fucking homeless man in the audience.

I am not going to tell that RD has done bad job here, the guy has inspired a lot of sites, including THE BLOG YOU'RE READING RIGHT NOW! And my failed This Crap of Site: http://thiscrapofsite.weebly.com/

But anyways, RD and his site is full of...stupid shit but it pretty much inspired the whole "500% pessimistic reviews with a lot of curse words, personal insults and dick jokes"-genre before AVGN.

Next, we have Craphole...

ugh.....

UGH!

Let's see a typical craphole thread...

THREAD TITLE: the problem with Punk's title reign

FIRST IMPRESSION: Smark explains why Punk's title reign is lame, he compares it to better wrestler's reigns and also few curse words, personal insults and dick jokes. Others rejoice and tell why Vince McMahon is gay.


THREAD ITSELF: http://newwrestlecrap.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=wwe&action=display&thread=13874

WHAT IT REALLY WAS: Too short, and the poster was a 5-year old smark, i had no idea what he was trying to say...

But this Josh Spicer guy is really interesting, he called me a troll when i tried to show my honest opinions. Do you call RD a troll??? Nope.

However, some of the wrestling-related threads are far more interesting than in the other forums...

Such as, they imagine if they're stuck in elevator with Vinnie Mac...

Well, nobody seems to take the thread seriously, and is full of mythology gags, personal jokes, ambiguous attemps of trolling and thankfully, not attemps to kill him or making a dick joke...

And this is the reason why i still lurk in there, no matter am i banned or what. Sense of humour these guys have is much better than RD's. Those threads make me laugh.

Wait... i turned into a flame war between a hipster and utterly sarcastic dude, why those two guys haven't been banned yet????

Good and bad sides of Craphole, in same thread, how nice...

Hipster known as silentstranger, who is anything but silent, ugh, everytime i see this guy doing a post i know there will be personal insults, curse words, but no dick jokes because they're too mainstream.

His worst enemy is, suprisingly still not banned, Naim. Like i said, he is utterly sarcastic, not 4chan-sarcastic, he is that-kind-of-sarcastic. Sarcasm that you would see in English pubs, a sarcasm that hasn't been on pages for years. Naim still knows how to use this sarcasm.

Those two guys are always fighting, no matter what. That ruins the fucking atmosphere, funny when i showed my opinions, i got banned, by...sigh...Mr. Pitch.

This silly childish gimmick poster not only bans you, but also EMBARRASSES you completetly. He edits over the posts that he doesn't like. He bans everyone, but still, he hasn't banned silentstranger...

Also because this is a wrestling forum, it's obvious you can see oldfaggortism here too. But most of the people are actually oldfags, so it''s not typical "Cena Sucks Dick"...

It's lousy, annoying, whining that takes your good mood away and makes you hate everyone and everything.

That whining made me rage towards Wrestling and that's why i got banned.

Craphole has too many arguements, and makes me always bring in popcorn. They rarely leads to thread lock, because most of the mods are sarcastic and can't take anything seriously, and yeah, did i mention the whole forum doesn't have ANY FEMALE MEMBER??? If there's a girl, it's either banned or it's male in disguise (I'm looking at you, Scorpina) so there is no equality there.

They're funny but angry, and that angriness is usually laughable. So the entire existence of forum is just a big joke. And RD is the main clown of the circus of arguements, and silentstranger is the tax inspector, and Mr. Pitch is the one who drives tax inspectors away.

I wonder what happens when they find this post, i guess they make curse words, personal jokes aaaaaand of course dick jokes, you know why? Because they're
THE CRAPHOLE THE OFFICIAL WRESTLECRAP FORUM

Omnigiantess Community AKA why awesomex18 is an idiot

Okay, the following story is not a sexfanfic, it's more like "Take That" to some old community i used to belong into, until one idiot fucked it all up.

This isn't any Filthy Fanfiction Corner, this, is the story of popularity, giant sizes, wrong decisions, and fight for the heart of a girl...

This is the story of Omnigiantesses, and how i involved with it, and how i didn't involve with it.

It all started in the early 2012, when i made a bunch of shitty collages that gave me views thru deviantart's Omnigiantess group. That was pretty darn cheap way to get views.

However, one girl saw my collages and liked them a lot, no matter how much they sucked.

Her name, i mean username, was sexyasiangirl...

I, the cold one, who just had several arguments with Dave Fandom (they ignored me after that), fell in love with her.

She inspired me to make even more collages, that got a lot of attention and also introduced me to... awesomex18, shortly AX, the founder of the whole group so he was pretty much the big boss of all the bigger-than-planet stuff on deviantart, or at least he thought he was one. Where there is giga stuff, there is AX, and nobody can't avoid it.
Well, AX invited me into his forums and there i met a lot of cool people.

Well, cool and cool until i found out they were just AX's asskissers. Ugh.

There was also Bigger-Than-Big guy, he was awesome dude and not a foolish asskisser! Sadly he's no longer active, i guess it's because of AX's jerkass attitude.

I did more shit, until i started to bring in previous feuds into there, then AX got mad and started to remove my comments to not give forum a bad name. (While there was user called anybody, who acted like a /b/ user all the time, heck, not even Craphole has one, and it's a wrestling forum with hipsters and bronies!)

That annoyed me, and i did a boycott from Giantess collages, twice. But, sexyasiangirl brought me always back, i didn't help it, she was adorable, and still is.

But it finally rushed when i realized that AX was obviously made-up boss for the omnigiantess business in deviantart and some other places and i decided to tell my honest opinion, Not only that, but also his friend Trayx, (i forgot about him!) and the founder of forum, was being a worthless dictator in the forum and was the one who targeted me with personal insults. After little "rebellion" i got banned forever, and if AX ever sees me again he is blaming me, and has probadly told everyone in those fucking forums that i don't exist. Basically i've became the Chris Benoit of the Giantess business.

Only person who still remembers me is sexyasiangirl, he noted me few days ago and told he had stopped making collages, original me would've cried, but nowadays i don't care about it much...

Now, after half a year, i returned to Omnigiantess forum to see what they were up with, and, i was disgusted.

90% of the images were shitty self-repeating MMD Images made by AX's friend, who is only friend so AX can give him requests.
Kasuko-Sa... i mean, kasuko-san, ugh, personality-lacking, crappy model making, (All the girls she creates look incredibly similar) and... errr... BORING "artist" gets all the fame and not any of the GOOD ART gets into the featured section. And no, i'm not meaning myself, my stuff was crap

Also look at one of the most recent comments someone gave to him:

Your work is incredibly done. Just wishing to express my admiration for it.

I'm sure this guy was just being sarcastic, kasuko-san's "work" is just a bunch of shitty models taken from different angles and without any kind of a plot on 'em. Yet AX forced me to use some kind of plot for my collages WHAT

I can't really blame kasuko-san, it's possible that he can't draw like me, i just think he doesn't deserve... that much. Unless he's a girl like sexyasiangirl. But no, profile states me that he's a man. He is either emo or AX just likes him because he keeps making his requests, i guess it's the later one.

I still like omnigiant stuff, no matter how idiotic AX is about it, if i see a good one i will like it.

I would like to find DNAPalmhead's "Super Smash Bros"-comic, it's not really giantess stuff, but, it might be the biggest growth thing of all time and beats AX's dull stories ANYTIME.

Rest in Peace. Playstation 2 (AKA Why Gaming Is Dead)

Dear gamers, (By gamers i mean people who have once touched PS2 but never have touched COD) today, is a sad day for us gamers.
Those jerkasses on Sony have officially stopped making Playstation 2's, which means they no longer make new PS2 games.

So, that means you're never able to play Crash Bandicoot ever again!
Basically children can't discover those cool games we once had, and they have to stick up with Call Of Duty, Valve, Killzone, Battlefield 3, FarCry, Uncharted etcWHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE GAMES???! NOTHING! THEY'RE ALL SAME FUCKING FPS GAMES WITH SAME FUCKING STORYLINE!!

The Only gaming consoles we have these days are Wii U, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Nerds keep fighting which one is the best console ever.

Answer is none, they're alll good, and bad.

But PS2 was the last simple console, it was the last console before those stupid DLC things, LAN-parties and trolls showed up. It was a good console with decent graphics, it had a good run with Xbox, then they both were shut down and they were replaced by the "Scrappy Doo's" of gaming, PS3 and Xbox 360!

These consoles made the youth what it is today: shitty, lame and incorporately lazy to do ANYTHING! They just get drunk and play some COD/Killzone/Farcry/Valve/ANYTHING THAT IS FP AND HAS GUNS AND PEOPLE IN IT!

Basically, after Ps2 died, you'll never see good games anymore, all the games are just replacements of the previous, they have no catchy soundtracks, they are mostly sequels, they are all clones, they try to improve but then they just become hugely overrated AKA bad.

If you think you're a man if you have PS3, you're wrong.
If you think you're a man if you have Xbox 360, you're wrong
If you think you're a man if you have Steam profile, Facebook Account and dance to Khaknang Stache every day, you're wrong!
You're a man, if you still have got that old good PS2 fella right in front of your tv...

Rest In Peace, PlayStation 2 (2000-2012)
The Last Good Gaming Console Ever Made

Why Mario and Sonic Must Move On...

Nowadays Mascot Gaming sucks, Kids play either C.O.D, Minecraft or Valve, or then they play retro games, and that's why they're bullied in school. People no longer make games with cute heroish characters who fight against actually pretty cool villains, because that wouldn't make any money.

People try to keep this mascot-thing alive, Especially, Nintendo, which has ended up becoming the most hated company of the "Big Console Billionaire Trio." Foolish kids who play C.O.D/Valve/Minecraft hate it, 4channers hate it and "THE TRUE GAYMERZ" hate it.

That's why Nintendo has Sega, which has turned into a straight-up joke with it's "darker and edgier" Sonic Games, and that's why people think Sonic is better than Mario.

WRONG, none of them are good enough to survive in this mass of nerds, LANs and Console Wars.

Alright, let's see, how we could IMPROVE these two so they would be super-popular again? Hmmm.

Mario needs to stop being repetitive and grow up

No, adding more beautiful backgrounds doesn't help

Mario made his last change back in 2007, when he jumped into space. After that we got NOTHING NEW. Just few shitty sequels of the previous games and New Super Mario Bros. series, that would be good IF THEY WOULDN'T REPEAT SAME SHIT ALL THE TIME!!!

Back in the 90's, when Nintendo was rich but stupid, they had a lot of "IdontknowanythingaboutMario"-workers, that gave birth to very weird Super Mario Land-games. They weren't canon, but they gave us the debut of Wario and Daisy. Also Nintendo messed up with CD-I and then we got Hotel Mario, which was incredibly shitty, but at least IT WAS ORIGINAL IDEA.

I think Nintendo should make a game that is completetly weird and new, basically they need to give rights to other company for a while and they must create a Mario Game and then Nintendo would publish it. That's the same way how Super Mario RPG: Legend of Seven Stars was born! Although Nintendo fanbois whined how Geno doesn't appear in the new games, and if they would do that. THAT WILL BE STILL COUNTED AS REPETITIVE.

Like i said, Mario needs to grow up, do what Sonic did. Become much darker, not "Super Paper Mario"-dark. SERIOUSLY DARK. Add blood, deaths and other stuff. Also make game kinda unmarioish so it wouldn't become so overrated like every other Mario game.

And what comes into Super Smash Bros Brawl, "FUCK IT. It's one of the most overrated games of this decade and everyone needs to stop liking it!" This quote was brought you by Dave McDonalds, go failtroll him into his Deviantart page.

If i gave this advice to Nintendo, what advice i would give to Sonic? Well...

Sonic needs to stop being furry faggot and become future teenagers Childhood icon.

You can't fap to DOWN SYNDROME SONIC!

Sonic's more popular than in the 2006, but who cares? He still can't be taken seriously after his fandom came in. He must become something that isn't causing furbitches to wet their panties. (Speaking of panties, did you knew that Dave and Jasper had a panty party last night? Thankfully Avery wasn't invented because then he would be pregnant.)

Sonic needs to become the friend of kids again. More popular than Mickey Mouse. Sonic was cooler back in his younger days, and he needs to come back into his midget persona FOR FULL BASIS, not just by appearing in a new shitty Sonic Generation that is also incredibly overrated.

Also, just like what happened with Mario, Sonic needs to get more sequels made by other companies, and actually give us Sonic X-Treme and also Eggman's Robotnik again. Because, in my opinion, Robotnik is more serious character than Eggman. Just look at him!

Seriously, you can't imagine that evil scottish head to say: "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER"

So this is it. Shortly, Mario and Sonic need to change roles. And also, don't make Mario/Sonic Crossovers anymore, so it would give an image that they're RIVALS.

SHOULDN'T YOU GUYS FIGHT INSTEAD OF TEACHING FAT KIDS THAT SPORT IS FUN???