To be honest i haven't seen the movie, but i would like to. I WANT TO!
So instead i will use the plot written on EvaWiki...
I will update this everytime new spoilers come because they're not completissimo!
The story begins 14 years after the events of the previous film.
WHAT? They have suddenly started a completetly new story? What kind of FACKING BULLSHEET is this?
Most of Nerv's original adult staff, sans Gendo and Fuyutsuki, now belong to an organization called Will-e (German Wille, "will"),
Will-E? You mean, Wily?
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led by Captain Misato Katsuragi, and including Eva pilots Asuka (in Eva-02) and Mari (in the new Eva-08), Toji's sister Sakura, and several new characters. From their flying battle ship AAA Wunder,
So Wunderbaum-spruces and a Lucha Libre company have teamed up with Dr. Wily? In An Evangelion universe? That sounds totally awesome!
the two Evas launch a mission into low orbit to retrieve a giant tesseract wherein Eva-01 has been contained, with Shinji absorbed within all this time. The 11th Angel, a collection of mechanoid orbital drones, go on the offensive, with one ultimately revealing itself camouflaged on the tesseract. When measures against it fail, Asuka pleas for Shinji to do something, and Eva-01 rouses briefly to destroy the Angel through a crack in its container. Eva-02 and the tesseract fall to Earth, as Kaworu watches, and says, "Welcome home, Shinji Ikari. I've been waiting for you."
Kaworu becomes a creepy pervert at this point.
They return to the Wunder, currently positioned in polar waters with a fleet of warships and aircraft carriers. The crew salvages Shinji from Eva-01. Once his identity and memories are confirmed, he is brought before Misato, Ritsuko, and others, equipped with a collar device that confirms that he is still human. After being given some freedom to roam the ship, the 11th Angel attacks the Will-e fleet. Eva-01 is put in place as an energy source for the fleet at the core of the main ship, the ships become airborne, and Wunder's main weapons destroy the Angel.
Eugh.
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