Fortan Reviews Everything's Worst Of The Week! 5-6

1. Giga-Sakura Says Goodbye!


We knew it would happen... sexyasiangirl left collaging... i left collaging... and Giga-Sakura is leaving the whole community of GTS.




She was a nice person, and she will definetly be missed. I guess AX is behind it somehow...

2. Alicorn Twilight!

I am not a brony, but hell, soon there aren't any bronies because "HAZNOBRO" breaks them up. You see, Twilight Sparkle has turned into a winged thing. And bronies don't like it because it makes her Mary Sue. And series will jump the shark and molest it and then burn it.
The whole hate towards Alicorn-ified Twilight Sparkle is incredibly silly. And i know i should shut up about ponies, but if MLP:FiM-fad "dies" it definetly makes the list.

But otherwise those crapsacks stay away from my trashcan.


3. GigaSurfer Blogpost causes one hell of a mess.
Fortan Reviews Everything losed it's reputation after making a blogpost about Rantists, that featured the-word-that-i-dont-mention. Some stranger even made a comment on it, one of the very rare things you can find from this blog. I hope this doesn't repeat.

4. Super Bowl Black-Out

All the fat americans lo... i mean, ALL THE NON-ARIZONAN Americans love Super Bowl! Sadly something happened and electricity was taken off for half an hour and many fathers took a divorce.

But no worries! OREO cookies saved the day with epic advertisement! (The ad will be reused when Solar Storms shut down the most of Earth's electricity)

5. Tumblr Day Leaked!
I don't see why people hate fads when Forced fads are much worse. I am afraid of April's 1st but now i also have to be afraid of March 3rd. The day when all the crazy little tumblr people show how Transvestite they are. Ugh, i'd rather celebrate World Math Day than that.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS:
Fortan's horrible school season!
5thHorseman it's nuts and Mental Pills still don't work!
Comment on Tachin's video causes one hell of a mess!

See you next Tuesday!