So, this week i finally had it with Avery Petrie, better known as G0ATFAC3, i finally learned he is a huge jerk who doesn't care about his fans and just does stuff for his "friends". He is also dick towards everyone who are not his "friends" and hates popularity, while being an egoistical maniac.
So, now i bring you: his terrible Let's Play saga, G0ATFAC3, i mean D33RFAC3 Corner, with a sooper-dooper original name: Death Wears Blue.
Is that supposed to be a reference or something? D33RFAC3 means blue, so does this mean D33RFAC3 is evil, think before you give these tacky names, scrap-brain.
And OH GOD THIS IS 16 MINUTES LONG, OH WELL. LET'S DO THIS:
And then after title we see D33RFAC3 relaxing on a table while Red Skull Fortress watches him. NICE USE OF SHADE HERE, AKA None.
That Red Skull is apparently Red Skull from Marvel Comics, how unoriginal!
Next, we see Kaiko Yoen and ummm... what is that thing, and left to that, there's a dog.
It's not any kind of dog, it's A CHARACTER BASED ON AVERY'S DOG. Yes, guys. A Character based on dog, not only that there are characters based on his intranet friends and wazzacky doppelgangers we have characters based on dog. Well, is there any other character based on dog on a Let's Play show? No. But it's stupid. I dislike that dog, and that ummmm.... thing scares me.
Well, Kaiko says the gang's all up on and then we cut back to lazily edited pic and D33RFAC3 asks what's with the dogs?
Yeah, i wonder too what's with the bloody dog.
Well Kaiko tells that dog tried to murder them earli...WOO WOO CUT THE BRAKES.
Not only the character is based on dog, it's also a doppelganger-murdering dog, wow. Making his dog more important than food, do these plonkers ever go to the bathroom?
Also Kaiko tells that he gave dog bath and made it fat. WOW FAT-SHAMING HERE.
Then we see what that thing is, AND WOOPADOOPA IT'S ANOTHER BLOODY CHARACTER BASED ON BARMY DOG.
So the dog's name is Dave, and D33RFAC3 mentions also that crazy Dave, whose country JOINED EU AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS MONTH AH-HA.
Anyways, It turns out there is no name of Dave in there, Kaiko thinks Master Neojock thought he wasn't important while doing that creepy smile.
Then, D33RFAC3 goes on with the "M33TING" and then he shows the image of main-baddie, GL1TCHK1D.
How i loathe this guy, he was killed in the last season and he keeps coming back, sometimes it seems he's like the MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS SHOW, or then last season focused on him too much. Also the pic is old but also SUPER-EDGY, also stealing the one-eyed villains from Homer the Poet, how unoriginal. Then, we see flashback where G0ATFAC3, summons GL1TCHK1D from Hell (Also known by gamers, Sonic '06 EHAHUHEHAHUHEHA) so D33RFAC3 tells GL1TCHK1D killed everyone last year blah blah blah. We also see his transformation, which is a fusion of Cyclops and Red Skull. The Transformation itself looks actually pretty cool, but doesn't have that much detail on it and is generic badly drawn edgy form. Also, it doesn't have to do anything with Glitches.
AND THEN WE SEE WHEN AVERY TURNS INTO A BLOODY SUPER SAIYAN! I THOUGHT CRASH BANDICOOT RETOLD WAS ENOUGH! RED SKULL CYCLOPS VS INDIE-GAME MAKING EGOISTICAL RAT SUPER SAIYAN! I loathed that episode, and i still do.
Now, back on video, then we see Mummy-Snowman, (Yetay from WCW) coming outta nowhere and turning into GL1TCK1D's reanimated soul. Hold on a second, he has red lines, GL1TCHK1D IS JUST LIKE CYBERSKULL FROM MIGHTY BLOODY MAX. However, this coming from the god of unoriginality it doesn't surprise me.
Well, then D33RFAC3's manky presentation ends and he wants to go to the Skull Castle of Red Lines. But Kaiko asks about his second discovery and D33RFAC3 shows it to him and it is...
that he has inate record on Let's Plays as well.
Sigh.
And that something URGES him to play vidya gaymes.
Bloody Sigh.
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| No need to explain what he was doing while planning this crap. |
Also there is "One Hour Later" caption, expect Hour has been replaced by SNACKS, if this was meant to be comedy, it's actually tragedy, head-achingly terrible tragedy that makes Bolsheviks regret that they killed Tsar Family.
Well, One SNACKS Later, We see D33RFAC3 entering the castle of Red Lines and A BLEEDING EYE! PEOPLE WITH BLEEDING EYE ARE BAD! And we see Kaiko Yoen carrying boxes, as in COMEDY! And then, "L3T'S ROCK"
How many protagonists have said that? So many, i forgot them all.
Then we see second-worst thing i have ever seen in this videos, Wily's Castle but instead of skull it has THAT EYE ON IT. WOW REALLY? YOU DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU RIP-OFF CAPCOM, They will sue you but cancel it because they're busy with their own terrible projects. And "Stage 1" caption, so we won't forget this is a show about VIDYA GAMES RIGHT?
Then, we hear the terrible recording noise, does this mean, oh no, this means...
GORDON BLOODY BENNETT! HE'S GOING TO LET'S PLAY! AND HE SOUNDS LIKE JIMMY THE SQUIRREL, FOR ALMOST ADU...oh wait, i forgot he was a man-child.
And boy, does this mean LET'S PLAY SAVES THE WORLD??? AND MATTERS MORE THAN ANYTHING!???? WHAT???? WHAT IN THE??? WHO DECIDED THIS??? BLOODY HELL, THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS USE OF SRS BSNS EVER! IF YOU PLAY RETRO GAMES WHILE YOU TALK, BOOM! AL-QAEDA IS DEAD! IF YOU MAKE CORNY JOKES WHILE PLAYING GAMES, BANG! CHINESE ARE FREE FROM SLAVERY!
THIS IS BULLSHIT! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST HEAD IN AND SMACK THAT ASSHOL...excuse me, PIKEY IN THE FACE. OR JUST LET THEM ALL DIE.
I can't handle that fuck...excuse me, bloody voice for long, so let's skip that part, 05:48, and we see now D33RFAC3 fighting fictionally against Bubbleman, but, it doesn't look like Bubbleman, it looks like...
DAVE! OH GORDON, HIS HOLY GOD FRIENDS HAVE TURNED INTO BADDIES AGAIN! Dave, being Croatian, is too polite, in real life he is just mad all the time, so G0ATFAC3 is dictator in this universe who shapes people as he likes to be, and they need to act like G0ATFAC3 want or they will be busted out of existence? FRIDGE BRILLIANCE! Well, Dave is the Sailor Guy, wow how unoriginal.
AND BOOM! HE'S BUBBLEMAN AGAIN! Skipping again, 06:39
And Dave's dead. Pow, and he's no longer Bubbleman. I wish D33RFAC3 would kill him, his real life counterpart is a hyper-hipster arsehole, who gets bitter all the time. So, Dave survives and D33RFAC3 returns to, somewhere where Kaiko Yoen is waiting for him. And suddenly it gets 2edgy4me. Crying that the guy there was Dave, just KILL HIM. And then, silent NOOOOOOO and copied image goes thru the screen, what a skanky spoiler.
There's the half left of this shit, i feel like backing up, but i have to do this.
Cut again to copied image, with Stage 2 written in Roman Numbers, how unoriginal.
Let's skip all the way to 10:44, where we see D33R and Sebastian.
Who's Sebastian? Well, an irrelevant Doctor Who and Michael Jackson fan, Hmm, Doctor Who fans send deaththreats to people who didn't enjoy the show and Michael Jackson is a child rapist who has faith in industry just because the guy is dead and had a cool game on Sega Genesis. And Sebas is also sarcastic, so chav him.
Well D33RFAc3 proceeds to kill the guy, (DO IT) but Flash Man notices his Botch and then turns into real Flash Man. And let's skip to 11:30, where we see that copyrighted image THIRD BLOODY TIME and Stage III begins, let's skip it too, 14:36 and we have tart mouse. Yes, an actual tart mouse? Furry? What is that thing, it has tits, so it's a woman, and Avery knows her, so she's a tart.
Tart just blinks, and D33RFAC3 TAKES DINK KNOING BARREL????????
You know what that is? IT'S A RAPE SYMBOLIZING YOU INSENSITIVE CHAVS.
As D33RFAC3 continues to rub her face with a barrel, suddenly the tart goes all NYYAAURGH and gets an edgy cyclops face.
What is up with GL1TCHK1D and his fetish for bleeding cyclops? Did he met Odysseus? Oh wait, Odysseus was too hard man to play stupid vidya games. AND THERE COMES THE CYCLOP DEMON OH GOD BLERGH
AND THERE'S THE WOOD MAN AGAIN? WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?
Let's skip this, and now Kaiko Yoen and the other one are suddenly there, what happened to the demon? Did they actually kill them? DID THEY ACTUALLY KILL THEM?
YES! YES! THIS IS THE FINAL SEASON OF G0ATFAC3 CORNER! Or at least those gits will not be seen again.
And, someone is watching, i wonder if it's a cyclops face too... And then we see "TO BE CONTINUED" thank god it's over. Too many cyclops for me, and it's just damn terrible, ok bye.
