Fortan's Filthy Fanfiction Corner: When song got Wings! Part 1

Alright, the next fanfic seems stupid, first of all, it's a Vocaloid Fanfic written by FINN.


Finnish Vocaloid fans exist??? What's next? American who likes films made in Middle-East? South Korean who likes DKC Cartoon? Black guy who likes "Gone With The Wind"?

Anyways let's stop being racist. And let's move on to fanfic written by Zukkini, which is written in Finnish and only i can understand it out of you guys ha ha fuck you.

Miku's P.O.V

I was reading the lyrics. I was ready to throw up. The words were really "syrup-ish"

 I thought Miku was all about love and creepy monotone voice? Or was it GLaDOS?

"Isn't this too much?" I told at one of the lyricwriters of Yamaha

What is Yamaha? Sounds more like Hawaii than Japanese.

"Well that's nothing. Just good enough for you," I got as an answer.

My posture crashed, but i started to train.

Hi. I am Miku Hatsune from Vocaloid 2. Nice to meet you. I was just created. I got my voice from Japanese Saki Fujita. As you can see, i am training for my new song.Vocaloid

2?? Isn't she from Vocaloid 1? You know, those stupid clones came in Vocaloid 2 i believe.

After the training there was a lunch break. They told me that i would meet other Vocaloids. Then i got totally excited. What kind of people they might be? Girls? Boys? Small? Tall?

Two last words are funnier in Finnish.

I stept into the canteen
"There is a lot of people!" I whooped. Part of them were the workers of Yamaha

What the HECK is Yamaha? I thought this was Vocaloid!

I fastly took something on light-blue tray. I looked for association. I started to walk towards one group.

And they were BLACK Y'ALL!

I wonder why they haven't made black vocaloid yet. UTAU's don't count, because they suck.

"This is completetly unfair" said one pink-haired girl, who had a bow on her head.

Evil Mixture of Luka Megurine and Rin Kagamine??

"I guess that's not anything special" said one boy, who hate ice cream

Of course they had to tell what he EATS, and not what he looks lik...wait a minute

Eats Ice Cream?

EATS ICE CREAM???

It's La Parka!!! You son of a bitch! First you raped Mike Hassumair's girlfriend and now walk into Finn's stupid fanfic?? Damn it! I should've read this before so i would know you would appear in this story! Fuck you, La Parka! Fuck You!

 Great, first we have Yamaha and now we have La Parka. What's next?

I kind of hesitated but i said:
"Can i join?"
"Len! Don't play with food!" One lady in red upbraid -Sure, she smiled at me.

I wish joining into an internet group would be easy as that. But no, you get always badmouthed by some 4chan-veteran, in this group's case, La Parka.
Also Len? Len Kagamine? Japanese Justin Bieber? That guy who Negau-Chan used to love? Even the writer seems to hate him!

I sat next to that gril who had a bow
"What is so unfair?" I asked.
"Meiko's and Kaito's voices will be taken to the market!" Girl shouted and bite a sandwich.

Who is Meiko and Kaito? They seem sisters because they have name that rhymes.
If i checked right, Meiko seems to be a human version of Courtney Gears and Kaito is, well, typical bishounen. 

"Is it really a miracle, as they are from the first series, and you from the second?" beautiful woman with pink hair said.

Well Miku seems lesbian if she calls a lady beautiful, or then she has equality standards.

"Who are you, anyway?" asked the ice cream eating man.

CORRECTION: La Parka doesn't care about other people's names. He simply kills, or rapes.

"Hatsune Miku, from the second series" I introduced myself.                             "Kagamine Rin, a bow-girl said.                                                                                  "Kagamine Len, boy next to the Rin said, and moved peas to the other side of dish.
-"Sakine Meiko"
-"Shion Kaito".                                                                                                        "Megurine Luka", pink-haired girl said.

I cut a piece of meat.
"By the way, what the market launch of the voices mean?"
"Voices will be announced as simply put." Kaito said and munched waffles.

What are Kaito and Meiko doing there anyway? I thought that pink-haired girl with bow was jealous? And when the UTAU invasion happens?

After lunch there was a free stuff to do. We all hold training together and tried a variety of duos. We had to ask for more songs, because we got tired of the old ones.

In my opinion, all the Vocaloid songs are boring. I would like to see Miku singing "Welcome To The Jungle" damn it!

Later in the day there was a news report that presented the latest Vocaloids. In addition to me Rin, Len, Luka and one Megpoid introduced themselves. Megpoid came up to me later.

"Hello. You Probably know who I am. Call me Gumi, he held out his hand".

 Who is Megpoid? Is she/he some kind of dinosaur? That would give this story new impact!

"Hello. Nice to meet you. You can call me Miku-sama", i shook Gumi's hands.
-"Miku-SAMA?"
"No-no. Joke, joke!"                                                                                                             "I shocked already!" Gumi laughed.

What's wrong with "Sama"? In Finnish it means "same".

In the evening, when I was just going to bed, Rin knocked on my door.
-"Miku-oneesan, you want to come for a sleepover?" Rin almost jumped for joy."Sleepover? Well, sure," i accepted.

I would invite Miku for a sleepover, if she accepts to have sex with me.

Rin had got chips and soda from. Len brought a Playstation and a few fun games.
-I've heard that Vocaloid will become a game! Len enthused.
And I've heard rumours that you will become perhaps the most popular Vocaloid ever!, Rin said.

Where did they heard that?

To know everything, you must give up everything.

-"Huh? Me? How is that possible, I'm only a newcomer" I was wondering, while focusing on accuracy games.
-Yes, Len said too.

 Later, when Len had left the room, Rin found me a mattress, which we placed together.
-Is Len nice brother, I asked.
-Yes, Rin nodded and smiled. -Yes, he is sometimes a little bit silly, but kind and funny.
-I wish I would have a brother, I said quietly.
-Of course it would be possible. It may be that you'll be developed in a boy version.
-Really? I wondered. -That would be fun.

Ladies and Gentlemen, i present to you.
AUTOTUNE.

We had fallen asleep with Rin in early morning. The next day, I woke up before Rin. I wondered first where I was. I started to think about what Rin had said yesterday. The boy version of me ... I thought. Rin thought that I still slept. He came to tickle me.
-Rin! Stop it! I laughed. It was wonderful to be a Vocaloid.

It's wonderful to be overrated MIDI Replacement bitch!

Who is boy Miku anyway? Is that some kind of rule 63? Nah, it's a fan thing anyways.

What will happen next? Find out Later!