The Best Super Smash Bros 4 Newcomer Choice

SSB4 apparently happens, and that means people start doing their annoying predictions again. (Implying they didn't do that before it was announced) Some people have just predicted literally everyone without doing a further research does it have any chance.

"I JUST WANT TO SEE CHARACTERS I LIKE ON SAME PICTURE OK???

Yes kids, 70% of characters (or heads to be more specific) have as much potential to be in Nintendo fighting game than Chris Benoit getting in WWE 2K14.

Yes, people should just leave predicting third party characters and predic Nintendo characters instead, you know, anybody who has appeared in Nintendo product has chance to get in Smash Bros unless it had killed someone.

People have also requested real life people to get in the game, like Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aime, later being just because of THE FUCKING MAYMAY HE SPREADS.

If real life people have chance, then, why not go back in time, into the days of Super Mario Bros Super Show, the crappy cartoon filled with Pasta jokes and repeating climax. (Annotated Series guys had to ge over all the 50 episodes, poor guys).

Back then, several celebrities made appearance in the show, sometimes in live action, sometimes not. One of the celebrities in 80's who appeared was apparently...

Wait, where's that red thing on his head?

Mikhail Gorbatchev.

If you think i am seriously suggesting Gorbatchev for Smash Bros, you're right. The Man is very important, he killed one of the most dangerous superpowers in history, and he also helped to take down Berlin Wall. Plus, he's still alive! He needs to be honoured by making him one of the newcomers.

He appeared on Mario cartoon, therefore Nintendo has RIGHTS to use him, how they added him to cartoon AND live-action segment if they wouldn't had rights.

Oh come on, do you want that piece of MAYMAY bullshit Reggie-Fils Aime to that game? He isn't Segata Sanshiro, or Miyamoto, he's just stupid american vidya gaem nerd with scary face, he is american, he might be Drug user or something!

Mikhail is much better character, and russian players can imagine it's Putin and kick his ass, unless Russia bans it because it has Megaman, and he's a MAN, AS IN RUSSIANS KNOW WHAT MAN IS AND BECOME GAY!

Mikhail's moveset also should involve potatoes, and his introduction pun is "Mikhail Gorbatchev Breaks The Fourth Wall!". Hahaha, that is better than most of the fake puns.

I know this is ridiculous, but at least i'm not suggesting Spiderman, Spongebob, all the ponies ever appeared on MLP:FiM or Milli Vanilli.

They broke up because they didn't know in what position they fap for Kootie Pie.