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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Are the Crappers their own Wrestling Fan Community?

According to Wikipedia, Mark means "a person who enjoys professional wrestling as if it were unstaged. Derived from the carnival term," knowing Wikipedia this is obviously a lie, because Mark is more an internet pro-wrestling fan, who is member of IWC. Smark is told to mean "A fan who is aware of and interested in the backstage and non-scripted aspects of wrestling".
Really, Wikipedia? I know you've spewed out bullshit before, but Smark doesn't mean anything like that.

But, if you insist, then i guess all the angry members of IWC are labeled as "Crappers" from now on.

What is Crapper exactly? Well...

Crapper is a person who follows WrestleCrap and Wrestling. Basically labeled as "Angry Video Game Nerd of IWC", because Crapper just wants to find all the negative points of angles and wrestlers and then make fun of them with other crappers. Crapper takes everything seriously and is known to get butthurt over everything. Crappers hate marks, IWC and even each other. Crappers don't cause that much damage because they are locked on the Hell of IWC, Craphole The Wrestling Forum, where they argue with each other forever.

Crappers have really mean sense of humour, that has been actually handed down from R. D. Reynolds, the founder of Wrestlecrap and "the god" of Crappers. Crappers are atheists of Wrestling because they judge wrestlers from their real-life activites, which is the reason why Chris Benoit is always getting hated on threads and why nobody considers Hogan as the one of the most famous wrestlers in the business. Whenever FAN, wrestlingforum.com or Wrestling Clique sees a Crapper, he'll be automatically banned for life. Crappers are very infamous in the wrestling community, even more so than "Youtube Marks".

One positive thing about Crappers is that they are very intelligent and seem to know more than Marks do and are the masters of Inside Jokers.

Example of Crapper Quote:
Again, anyone claiming "oh, WWE isn't cool anymore so it's okay for their world champion to ignore the company" needs to stop and pause the tape.

'The fuck are you calling yourself a fan of this business?

If Rock had brought the belt and mentioned Wrestlemania, then maybe it would be "culturally relevant" somewhat. Depends on what you call "culturally relevant". I see a lot of kids watching the product who have a favorite wrestler. Do we just need more kids watching to make it "culturally relevant" or do they all need to be wearing John Cena T-shirts?

Does it even fucking matter if wrestling is cool or not? Dwayne just told the world that he is not a wrestler, even though he is a world heavyweight wrestling champion. How can you be okay with this? How can you be defending this outright shitting on of the business by Dwayne? The only reason Dwayne even has a shitty movie to star in is because of wrestling. Without wrestling, we would have given up on this piece of shit the second the premier of Walking Tall was over.

Buyrates? A few extra paydays? Dwayne clearly does not give a damn if WrestleMania sells or not, or else he'd have taken the Leno opportunity and ANY OTHER OPPORTUNITY HE HAD to promote the show. He's obviously already been paid for his appearance, or else he'd get off his Hollywood ass and sell some fucking tickets so that he would be guaranteed his money and perhaps some extra.

And when your world champion publically shows that he don't give a fuck about you, your job, your company, or even HIS job or HIS company...that's no champion. That's a bitch. And I'm trying real hard not to insult anyone who is on Dwayne's side, because you're entitled to your opinion. There's just no arguing your point with me. I love wrestling too much, and I'm probably borderline trolling here with this thread - but this pissed me off so bad when I read the newsbite on Rajah that I will bark this shit to the end.

Fuck you, Dwayne.