Starring the most overrated Cartoon of all time, Spongebob Squarepants, and Penguins of Madagascar.
Oh yes, Penguins of Madagascar, popular show for 7-year olds, and i can see why.
I once watched the show with my 6-7 year old cousin, and i've got to admit it's not bad. I'd rather watch that than MLP. And yes, they both air in Finland, suprisingly, because those overrated fuckfests like Invader Jim and Adventure Time never did. Anyways, let's see this fanfic written by asdf14, i hope you don't rage.
And suprisingly, this story goes to "Friendship/Suspense" category, and you know the rule, "When kid tries to turn show darker and edgier, it always fails". Anyways, let's review this crap.
Characters:
Skipper
Private
Rookie( has a crush on private)
Cadet(has a crush on skipper)
Jenna(kowalski's sister)
Kat(also has a crush on Rico)
Julietta (sadly has no crush)
Rico
Kowalski
Isau
Abbi (has a crush on Rico)
Killah(married to caleb)
Amelia(also sadly has no crush)
Caleb (married to Killah)
Mort
Maurice
King Julien
Rosie (mort's GF )
Brooke(KJ's gf)
Yasmine (Maurice's gf)
Marlene
I don't really know which one is who, but next we have SpengBab characters, i know most of them thanks to my limited watching of the show.
Sponge-bob
Sandy
Patrick
Squid-ward
Mr. Krabs
Sponge-bob's mom
Sponge-bob's dad
Larry
Katamy (Sponge-bob's sister)
Spongebob had a sister??? Ugh. Also, isn't Larry a cucumber from that christian show VeggieTales?
Kowalski: ok we are here at the Atlantic Ocean this should be perfect latitude 13 longitudes 46.
Skipper: ok boys you ready to catch the BIG one
Private: the th t big one
Skipper: Yes the BIG one
Curses! It was sex fanfic all along! Call the cops!
Rico: *holding a lit stick of dynamite* Kaboom kaboom!
Russian Problem Solve in a nutshell.
Skipper: *licks his flipper and puts out the fuse* not now rico
Rookie: not right now Rico maybe later
Maybe tomorrow!
Rico: awwwww maaan
Julian: what ze heck is the big one?
Skipper: gather around my friends, daughter, and Julian
Now you told me that The Big One is... a huge orgy??? Good grief, i've reviewed too many sex fanfics.
Kowalski: oh god not this story again you change it every time you tell it
Skipper: I do not I just add more details
Kowalski: well you've mentioned 50 different locations, 10 different scientists and one time an all-beef wiener
That sounds pervy.
Skipper: well duh it is important to the story
Private: not really skippah and by the way whatever did happen to the big one
Skipper: I will tell you if you let me finish the story
Private: but you haven't even stated skippah
Skipper: well I am now, so shut up
Private: ok
Skipper: it was a sunny day in 1989 my thoughts were short my hair was long-
"THIZ IZ SO FAEK,
FURST, PENGUINS DONT LIVE MORE THAN 20 YEARZ!!111
SEKOND, PENGUINS DONT HAVE HAIRS!!
THIRD, LEARN YOUR FAKTS YOU STUPID CARTOON KHID!!111 FUK U!"
That was sarcasm, you know.
Rookie: *interrupting him* daad the story
Skipper: oh right sorry I got carried away singing a song
Oh... that reminds me of a song...
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| WE'RE A BAND OF VICIOUS PIRATES... no that's not it. Stop dancing! |
Rookie: and btw your thoughts have never been short and your hair was never long
No shit.
Skipper: back to the story, it was a sunny day in 1956, us penguins were chillaxing at the old H.Q in southern France when our H.Q was destroyed by a huge reptile of some sort-
Private:*interrupting him* well why are we bringing fishing poles
Skipper: because it is a cover up
Well suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it is...
Private: but how are we going to catch him at the ocean
Skipper: because he lives in a sewer right next to the ocean, back to the story the reptile was like 85 feet tall 30 feet wide and had razor sharp teeth he knocked down the left wall-
Private: yes it also took the wall of the bathroom, which I was using
bathrom joeks LOLLLL
Skipper: anyways that woke rico up , I was already awake, it was terrifying because that mutant ugly disgusting gross reptile stepped on our weekly supply of peanut butter winkies
Cadet: nooooo not the p.b winkies
Yes, P. B. Winkies will elect himself to be president of Serbia!!
Jenna and cat: *hugging each other* crying
Everyone accept for rookie and rico was crying
Just kidding, P. B. Winkies doesn't exist. OR DOES HE???
Skipper: its ok penguins and friends don't dwell on the past
Rico: ba to da stowi
Skipper: oh right we all got in a boat and tried to escape but mr reptile mc stupid pants knocked over the boat with his tail I flew back onto land and the other penguins flew halfway across the ocean
Rookie: was singing I believe I can fly splat she hit the water *making bubbling noises I bblleeb I cnnn ffllbiii*
What?
Skipper: back to the story read the next chapter and find out what happened next (if I finish it by then)
Okay i didn't stand it anyway...
Also, i've got to find more about that P. B. Winkies everyone are afraid of...
