Fortan's Filthy Fanfiction Corner: Super Mario Randomness One And Two

I'M BAAAACK! After watching Dramatic Readings of fanfiction several times i decided to step up and review another horrifying fanfiction.

This girl i found has a lot of bad fanfictions so i guess i should check those out too.
No, they're not yaoi, but they're filled with old memes. Yaoi is actually better than old memes because only yaoi i like is Kawoshin.

Ok, let's start this "randomness", i enjoy random humour, but not TOO RANDOM! It must be classy random like Homestar Runner or Charlie Chaplin!

Warning: These are basically pre-2010 Youtube Poop's in a text form.

The Most Random Mario Story Ever
I do not own any Mario characters. Nintendo owns them.

That still doesn't save you from Lamar Smith.

Mario: Hey Luigi,
Luigi: What?
Mario: Armadillos lurk in your toaster.

Is that a MrWeebl reference?

Luigi: What the-
Mario: IMMA SCATMAN!

And there the unoriginality starts.

Yoshi: I am gonna eat a chocolate covered lemon!
Mario: Are you nuts? Sour and sweet don't mix!

LOLLLL SPENGBAB REFERENCE... i think?

Bowser: THIS! IS! SPARTA!

Irony?

Peach: Nobody cares about the summer of '83!

Gumball reference, oh boy. This sucks.

Daisy: It is OVER 9000!

Rosalina: Pancakes are waaaaay better than waffles.

Why, Rosalina, Why?

King Boo: WHAT? YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK , YOU, UM, PANCAKE LOVER!
Rosalina: Oh yeah? Make me, you waffle freak!
*Rosalina and King Boo start fighting*
Mario: Where has this day gone…
THE END
I KNOW IT'S REALLY BAD BUT THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC SO PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW ANYWAY.

Yes, i know it's bad, so stop posting these. This should've posted when those memes were FUNNY!
But wait! There's more!

I SAID MORE, NOT MOORE!

It was a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom until...
Mario: NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN!

Kill meeee.....

Luigi: I baked you a pie!
Mario: Oh boy! What flavor?
Luigi: Pie flavor!

a..
s..
d..
f..
......

Daisy: HI I'M DAISY HI I'M DAISY HI I'M DAISY.

Thank you for making Daisy look like a complete moron.

Peach: Eu tenho uma pedra de estimação chamado Cabeça Poopie!
Daisy: Lol what?

It has "poop" on it. It's not funny.

Meanwhile at Bowser's Castle...
Bowser: Got your nose!
Policemen: Watch out, he's got a nose! *tackle Bowser to the ground*

a..
s..
d..
f..
i know i should feel sad for the guy because his friend is dead.
but still.

Ludwig: CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY! SWEETIE SWEETIE GIRLS LOVE! CHEWING CHEWING CHEWING CHEWING CHEWING! CUTIE CUTIE SO CANDY LOVE! CANDY LOVE CANDY LOVE!

What the fuck is wrong with you, Ludwig.

Wendy: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wo-oo-rld. Made of plastic, it's fantastic!

I just imagined that in Kootie Pie's voice. TOLERANCE LEVEL: EXCEEDED!!!!!!!!!!

Lemmy, Roy, and Moron(LOL I wrote moron!): Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan!

If she didn't say that she wrote Moron, it would've been the only funny part in the story.

Also >Nyan Cat.

Now we are missing Harlem Shake and Ghaggam Style, then i will give up on fanfiction forever.

Larry and Iggy: THROW THE CHEESE! *Throws cheese at everyone*

I wish you wouldn't do that!

Up in space, Rosalina was reading to the Lumas up in space.
Luma: Tell us the duck story.
Rosalina: Okay. Well,
(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
glass?"
The duck said,
"I'll pass".
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum Bum ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
"How 'bout, no."
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, Duck,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.
So don't get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)
And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on duck, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some grapes
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
"Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store...
Do you think tis store...
Do you think this store...has any… lemonade?"
(Fading)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)

...

Was that really important? At all?

Luma:(with tears in his eyes) That. Was. Beautiful!

I can tell a better story...

*ahem*
Once upon a time, Gordon Freeman wanted Fish!
But, when it came to tea time there was nothing on his dish
so,  Gordon Freeman said "I Must go to the store!"
And, when he had arrived, there was black guy at the door!
Oh me, oh my, a black guy at the door!
Ok, that was horrible.

Meanwhile at a haunted mansion...
King Boo: Do you like waffles?
Some Boos: Yeah we like waffles!
King Boo: Do you like pancakes?
Boos: Yeah we like pancakes!
King Boo: Do you like French toast?
Boos: Yeah we like French toast!
King Boo and Boos: Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Yeah, do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful!
King Boo: Do you like waffles?
Some Boos: Yeah we like waffles!
King Boo: Do you like pancakes?
Boos: Yeah we like pancakes!
King Boo: Do you like French toast?
Boos: Yeah we like French toast!
King Boo and Boos: Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful!

...

THAT WASN'T NEEDED EITHER!

Meanwhile in Diamond City, two twin girls just got out of work for the day.
Kat: Hey, you know how Mona Pizza serves coffee now?
Ana: Yeah?
Kat: You know about how you can have them write your name on the cup and have them

Ok this is possibly stolen joke so i won't show the full story.

Ashley: Katniss, huh? That prank never gets old.

Meanwhile at Wario and Waluigi's place...
Wario: WHAT?! YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO?!
Waluigi: Sorry! I didn't mean to!
Wario: Well, it's too late for that! Now look what you did!
A black hold appears from nowhere. It grows larger and larger until it's the size of the entire planet. The black hole then sucks up the entire planet from existence.
That's what happens when you divide by zero.

No it doesn't! Ugh, that was horrible. Bunch of old fads and references to bad shows.
But tune in next week, when we come back to review the next fapfic! Whatever it is, before that, So Long, Gay Bowser!

HEHEHEHEHEHE GEDDIT? THAT WAS A JOKE LIEK BANANAS EHEHEHEHE
GIRL YOU KNOW ITS GIRL YOU KNOW ITS GIRL YOU KNOW ITS GIRL YOU KNOW ITS TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!! I WANNA BE A HULKAMANIAC, A FUN WITH FAMILY AND DIE!

oh chess, i need to take a sauce.