Fortan's Filthy Fanfiction Corner: Crash and friends in diapers!

Oh yeah, i actually found something. And i would like to thank MagicalBiscuits for finding this, or actually i found it myself because this guy hates me!

Well, before we review this, let's do recap how many fanfics i've reviewed...
Crossovers count, but not two-part series like My Immortal.

1 Sonic Fanfic
2 Homestuck fanfics
3 MLP Fanfics
1 Vocaloid fanfic
3 Evangelion Fanfics
1 Digimon fanfic
1 Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic
1 Lucky Star fanfic
1 Spongebob fanfic
1 Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
1 Harry Potter fanfic
1 Pokemon Fanfic
1 Simpsons fanfic
and soon 2 Crash Bandicoot fanfics

Well, MLP and Evangelion have been my favourite subjects, but Neon Genesis Equestria and End Of Boredom are crossovers.

I am not sure when i reach 50 Fanfics, but i promise i will review something big for that day.

But, let's move on to this fanfic, the writer of this has diaper fetish, and everyone who have fetishes are told to be mad men.

I do have macrophilia, expansion fetish and crowd fetish, but no inflation or fat fetish because they're disgusting.

Diaper fetish is also disgusting, so let's see how this fucks up.

Ok I'm not good with stories but I'm gonna try for all you guys.

Do it properly or don't do it all! That's why i never post my drawings to internet anymore.

One day Crash was walking along with Coco and Crunch since they were really the only familey he had

Aku Aku is also part of his family, but how do you put a diaper on floating mask with no feet?

Just then all 3 of them saw cortex And knew something was up and ran up to him.

Of course Cortex is so evil he shows up on Bandicoots as himself and totally doesn't appear with airship or holo-project image or Coco Bandicoot costume.

"Stop right there bandicoots." Said Cortex
"Excuse me why have you instucted us to stop." Asked Crash.

You know the fanfic sucks when Crash knows how to speak.

"For this. now!" orded Cortex.
Cortex grabbed Crash.

Not another rape story...

Tiny grabbed Coco.
Dingodile grabbed Crunch.

So they just grab people? What a waste of time...

Polar and Pura Came and saw this and was about to attack but Pasdena and Nina grabbed them.

Pasadena isn't a villain! I know nobody likes her, but that doesn't mean she's villain.

"What is the meaning of this?"Asked Coco.
"To put you in diapers." Laughed Cortex.

Welcome to the world of Cortex's crazy fetishes. To the chapter 2.

Notes:Why Ripper roo and Coco are a couple I think it's cute

They don't fit to be a couple.

and I know crunch doesn't have a gf so I made one for him

Bandicoot Fanfiction Law 2: Don't do any hero OC's. (NPC's are allowed though) 

same with Polar and Pura. another side note is Ripper roo is able speak english like he was supposed in ctr but didn't.

Ripper Roo speaking in CTR was cancelled, so that doesn't count as canon. I don't want to see how this turns out.

"You know Crash baby I think you would look really cute in a diaper."
Said Pasadena.

Didn't you die at the end of CTTR?

Crash looked over at Pasadena and blushed.
"well since you say so let's get it happening."Said Crash

Crash now wants to wear diaper??? And Pasadena-X-Crash? I'd rather have Crash-x-Coco, yeah i know that's incest but it only works on some cases!

Cortex put the diaper on Crash.
"Yep so darn right cute." Said Pasadena.
Crash blused again.

You know something is wrong when Crash blushes.

Coco had the feeling something was wrong with what just happend then it dawned on her they wanted to get crash first that way they could get everyone else while Coco was distracted with that Tiny put a diaper on her and then let her go.

At least they don't rape you this time...

Coco started to cry.
Crash walked over to her.
"Hey sis what's wrong?" Asked Crash.
"This is the most terrible thing that has ever happend." Cried Coco.

Oh Yeah???

Crash put his arm around her.
"Don't worry sis we will get through this." Said Crash.
"But how?" Asked Coco.

"LET'S POSE!"

"We always find a way out of problems." Said Crash.
"At that moment dingodile got a diaper on Crunch.
"Ok now you made The Crunch mad.

 God! Crunch is now Dwayne Johnson!

Pasadena put a diaper on Polar an Nina put one on Pura.
"So exactly what is the point of this?" asked Crash.
"I'll tell you right now you have 3 choices you can walk around town like that let me turn you into bies

Bies? So Crash could ship himself with Cortex?

Everybody knows Crash is pimping with robots.

or let me kill you." Said Cortex.

Well, that makes most sense.

"We will walk around town."Said crash and they leave.

THE END

"Crash I think you made a bad choice." Said Coco.
"What makes you say that?" Asked Crash.
"Well think about it We are in dipers walking around town Tawana might see you and Ripper roo might see Coco and I'm afraid Katrina will see me." Said Crunch.

Common OC Law 203: Never name your character Katrina, because 90% of Katrina's suck.

"Just like Pasadena I'm sure Twana will think I look cute same with Ripper roo and Katrina."Said Crash.

I like how this guy never spells Tawna right...

"Crash I don't think Pasadena actully likes you I think that was a trick so they could diaper us So Twana might think something is wrong with you although Ripper roo being the insane person he is might think I look cute but Katrina would not find this cute and probaly laugh her head off." Said Coco.

So Katrina is from CBR?

Polar and pura were thinking the same thing about princess ice and taisha.

Princess Ice from Adventure Time? And Pura would fit more with Yaya Panda, because you know, she is, KIND-OF-CANON.

Just then Crash saw Tawna coming.
"Well get prepared Crash." Said Coco.

Why can't they just take their diapers off?

"Don't worry sis I got this." said Crash.
Tawna sees Crash and runs up to him then starts to check him out and giggles a little.

Didn't Tawna date Pinstripe?

"Now Tawna I look ridiclous but um." Said Crash.
"Ridiclous I think you look rather cute like that." Said Tawna.

I like how Tawna and Crash both misspell Ridicilous in a SAME WAY.

"See sis I told ya." Said Crash.
"Oh no here comes ripper roo."Said Coco.

DESTROY HIM!

Ripper roo hops up to Coco and kisses her.

And then throwed a TNT on her...

"So Ripper roo do you think I look cute in a diaper?" asked Coco.
Ripper roo nods.

No wonder this guy is crazy!

Crunch saw Katrina coming.
"Well we all had good luck so far let's hope the Crunch don't have a problem." Said Crunch.

Katrina didn't exist because HE WAS ONLY A FAN CHARACTER!

Katrina skips up to Crunch.
Crunch can't speak.

He ran out of Mr. T-jokes.

"You know what that diaper just makes my Crunch look more hansome." Said Katrina.
Princess ice and Taisha glomped Polar and Pura.

I knew she was a CBR-character expy!

"so I'm gonna guess Cortex planned this." Said Tawna.
"Yes he did." Said Crash.

waligie: damn straight

"Butt i'm suree hee didn'tt sayy youu couldn'tt wearr pantss." said Ripper roo.

He said "butt!" UHEHAHUHEHAHUHEHAHUHEHAH!

"That's right thanks for reminding me they can't do that" Said Cortex from behind.
"Why do you have to be so rotten to us?" Asked Coco.
"Because I simply hate you." Said Cortex.
"That makes sensce." Said Crunch.

It doesn't make sense, it makes SENSCE!

"Hey Cortex you got anymore diapers?" Asked Katrina.
"Yes I do why?" Asked Cortex.
"Why do ya think?" Asked princess ice.
"Yeah there's only one reason." Said Taisha.
Cortex hands them diapers and they put them on.

In a world where everyone have a diaper fetish...

"What are you thinking?" Asked Crash.

This story is utterly ridiculous with stupid misspells, false abilities, stupid fetishes and annoying fan characters.

"We aren't gonna let you go throught this alone." Said Tawna.
"Really you don't have to do this." Said Coco.
"Yess wee doo." Said Ripper roo.

Stop.

"But why?" Asked Crunch.
"It feels like destiny" Said Katina.

DON'T YOU SEE IT? DESTINY!

"I stiil think you guys shouldn't have to go through this as well said Polar.
"Well we are going too" Said princess ice.
"But it's not right." Said Pura.
"Well we only care about you guys." said taisha.
"So I guess in other words get over it?" Asked Crash.

THE END

Oh god, that was really lame! Still better than Crash Bandicoot Retold though...

That has now raped almost every series ever imagined...