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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Dave McDonalds Rants: New Pokemon Game????

(Note: The Person known as Dave McDonalds doesn't exist, he is a fictional character that is supposed to be a stereotype of Croatians. If you're croatian and you do not act like this, you're not Croatian or then you're Stjepan Mesic or whatever his name was, anyways enjoy this "post")


i saw this shit today and it fucking sucked. seriously, a "new" pokemon game???????? same fucking thing all over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first this is the same fucking thing as previously, it's just in threedee!!!! MAN LETS TURN IT INTO 3D AND ITS NEW LOL!!!!! no. after gaming turned into threedee it fucking sucked since first 3d game president evil. after that gaming became just a bunch of shitty fps's that repeat each other all the time. nothing new, same shit.
then lets move to new pokaymans

lol a monkey pokemon DIDN'T WE JUST SAW ONE IN FOURTH GEN?????!!!!!!!!!!! it looks like a gay atrosnaut.


totally not vlupix!
oh no not another super original toad pokemon
this game is same fucking shit, this generation is same fucking shit. NINTENDO IS FUCKING SHIT!! STOP REPEATING SAME SHIT BILLION TIMES!! HERE IN CROATIA WE HAVE OUR GUNS ALREADY!!!!! JUST LIKE WE DID TO STJEPAN MESIC!!! WHY DID FRANDO TUDMAN HAD TO DIE???!!! WHY WE DIDN'T KEEP YUGOSLAVIA!!!!

FUCK WORLD AND IT'S PREGATORY!!!!