Okay, today i was looking for some old posts i did on Craphole, "the official Wrestlecrap Forum" and also visited to see new topics, and i've got to admit, the name really tells everything.
This is really the Craphole of Wrestling Forums and everyone act there like RD Reynolds.
Speaking of RD, i'm going to review both Craphole and it's "father", the jolly good Wrestlecrap.
Well, the word "good" doesn't exist in WrestleCrap or Craphole.
What the fuck am i talking about, you ask? Okay...
Wrestlecrap is a site that reviews shitty wrestling-related things, some that aren't even that bad, but RD is still furious about that Big Show chokeslammed him on OVW Show, and keeps mocking everything Wrestling-related like 18-year old beerdrinking Something Awful-user. His jokes are mostly crapping on EVERYONE, from the cameraman to the fucking homeless man in the audience.
I am not going to tell that RD has done bad job here, the guy has inspired a lot of sites, including THE BLOG YOU'RE READING RIGHT NOW! And my failed This Crap of Site: http://thiscrapofsite.weebly.com/
But anyways, RD and his site is full of...stupid shit but it pretty much inspired the whole "500% pessimistic reviews with a lot of curse words, personal insults and dick jokes"-genre before AVGN.
Next, we have Craphole...
ugh.....
UGH!
Let's see a typical craphole thread...
THREAD TITLE: the problem with Punk's title reign
FIRST IMPRESSION: Smark explains why Punk's title reign is lame, he compares it to better wrestler's reigns and also few curse words, personal insults and dick jokes. Others rejoice and tell why Vince McMahon is gay.
THREAD ITSELF: http://newwrestlecrap.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=wwe&action=display&thread=13874
WHAT IT REALLY WAS: Too short, and the poster was a 5-year old smark, i had no idea what he was trying to say...
But this Josh Spicer guy is really interesting, he called me a troll when i tried to show my honest opinions. Do you call RD a troll??? Nope.
However, some of the wrestling-related threads are far more interesting than in the other forums...
Such as, they imagine if they're stuck in elevator with Vinnie Mac...
Well, nobody seems to take the thread seriously, and is full of mythology gags, personal jokes, ambiguous attemps of trolling and thankfully, not attemps to kill him or making a dick joke...
And this is the reason why i still lurk in there, no matter am i banned or what. Sense of humour these guys have is much better than RD's. Those threads make me laugh.
Wait... i turned into a flame war between a hipster and utterly sarcastic dude, why those two guys haven't been banned yet????
Good and bad sides of Craphole, in same thread, how nice...
Hipster known as silentstranger, who is anything but silent, ugh, everytime i see this guy doing a post i know there will be personal insults, curse words, but no dick jokes because they're too mainstream.
His worst enemy is, suprisingly still not banned, Naim. Like i said, he is utterly sarcastic, not 4chan-sarcastic, he is that-kind-of-sarcastic. Sarcasm that you would see in English pubs, a sarcasm that hasn't been on pages for years. Naim still knows how to use this sarcasm.
Those two guys are always fighting, no matter what. That ruins the fucking atmosphere, funny when i showed my opinions, i got banned, by...sigh...Mr. Pitch.
This silly childish gimmick poster not only bans you, but also EMBARRASSES you completetly. He edits over the posts that he doesn't like. He bans everyone, but still, he hasn't banned silentstranger...
Also because this is a wrestling forum, it's obvious you can see oldfaggortism here too. But most of the people are actually oldfags, so it''s not typical "Cena Sucks Dick"...
It's lousy, annoying, whining that takes your good mood away and makes you hate everyone and everything.
That whining made me rage towards Wrestling and that's why i got banned.
Craphole has too many arguements, and makes me always bring in popcorn. They rarely leads to thread lock, because most of the mods are sarcastic and can't take anything seriously, and yeah, did i mention the whole forum doesn't have ANY FEMALE MEMBER??? If there's a girl, it's either banned or it's male in disguise (I'm looking at you, Scorpina) so there is no equality there.
They're funny but angry, and that angriness is usually laughable. So the entire existence of forum is just a big joke. And RD is the main clown of the circus of arguements, and silentstranger is the tax inspector, and Mr. Pitch is the one who drives tax inspectors away.
I wonder what happens when they find this post, i guess they make curse words, personal jokes aaaaaand of course dick jokes, you know why? Because they're
THE CRAPHOLE THE OFFICIAL WRESTLECRAP FORUM
