Fortan's Filthy Fanfiction Corner: Sonic and Tails Love Story!

Alright, before we go any further, i tell every person that hates yaoi to turn around, count to 10, listen to nice music (Like Foggy Fumes from Donkey Kong Country Returns, That is one of the most relaxing tracks ever even from a Nintendo game!) and then keep scrolling down and breathing slowly.

First of all, i'm not responsible for any heart attacks this story might do.

Secondly, if you're a Sonic fan or former Sonic fan (Yes Gabe i'm talking to YOU!) GET OUT!

Anyways uh..... let's start our first fanfiction which is....Sonic And Tails Love Story.

Uhhhh, yes. These guys had a furry fandom few years ago. Thankfully it's over, but now we have MLP, SO WHAT! For some reason i always imagine Tails to have Christopher Welch's voice. IT KEEPS HAUNTING ME. ALWAYS.

Anyways let's move to our story written by Miles'Tails'Prowerlover (Name sounds already like goofy 7-year old fanboy!)

A Sonic and Tails love story
Hi! This is my first time submitting a SonTails fanfic. Tell me what think about it ^^

Is he trying to say "What you think about it?" or "What to think about it?". I guess it was the later one.

Sonic's Point Of View
A blue figure was running through the forest. It was Sonic the Hedgehog and he was doing his morning run. A blue hedgehog with cobalt quills and green eyes,

This seems okay for now...

Sonic had a secret, one he had been keeping from everyone, he was gay, and he was in love with his best friend Tails.

AAAAND There goes the "okay seeming". Please send a postcard.

He and Tails live together for a very long time and Sonic only began to notice he was gay when he looked at him and his penis would become hard as stone.

Look! This story was so lame "d" from the first sequence escaped with "Okay Seeming"! Or then it's just the bad grammar.

Also since when Sonic had a genitals anyway? In every game appearance of him, he always is cartoonish-ly naked.

or then that blue part is just a part of a gigolo suit! We knew it all along Austin!

(Sonic Narration)
After my morning runs in the forest I went home. On my way home I thought "I've gotta tell Tails how I feel about him, not tomorrow, not next week, but today."
When I got home I closed the entrance door and took a deep breath and then called Tails "Hey Tails, buddy I'm home! And can you please come here I need to talk with you about something important."

"I can't tell about it in next week, i guess Dr. Ivo Robotnik Eggman could turn everyone into robots again! Including my Pay-Nis! No more suprise masturbating! That's why i'm so fast!" Sorry for ruining your childhood.

Tails P.O.V
Tails was in his room when he heard Sonic leaving for his morning runs; he got up from his bed and went to eat something at the kitchen. Tails was a twin two tailed fox with orange fur and light blue eyes. Like Sonic he was also gay, but he didn't tell anyone, not even Sonic, because the one who he loved was Sonic. He discovered that he was gay when he looked or though of Sonic and started to become aroused and his penis would get hard and let out some fluids.

Let out some fluids? They must use it as a COCK when they run out of water! (Sorry for lame pun everyone)

After eating he left the kitchen and went to his workshop "Well Sonic is out for his morning runs, I think I'm going to work at my inventions in my workshop". After working for a while he began to think of Sonic and how he loved him, he took a deep breath and decided that it was time to tell Sonic that he loved him, "Okay, I have decided, I'm going to talk with Sonic about this when he gets home from running."

And then Tails builded a vibrator! 

And it looked something like this.

(Tails Narration)
After a few minutes I heard the door and then I heard Sonic calling for me. I went over to him to see what he wants to tell me and I'll tell him about that.

Sonic P.O.V
(Sonic Narration)
When Tails arrived my heart started pounding and looked like he was about to explode out of my chest.

Since when Sonic's heart was a living person? I guess "he" pretty much caused all of the Sonic's drowning sequences.

"I'm really a muskrat! Stupid hedgehog heart!"

"I'm here Sonic, what do you want to talk about that it's so important?" Tails asked.
"You'll see, let's go to my room, we can talk there." I answer.
"Sonic before we go I also something important to talk with you." He said.
"Ok, we'll talk about it upstairs in my room" I tell him

"I also Something Important!" Tails's message to haters who got tired of him.

Tails nodded silently and he followed me to my room. When we got to my room we both sit on the bed. Then I open my mouth and start saying "Tails, there is something I've been keeping from you for a long time and I can't hold up anymore. So I'm going straight to the point. Tails…. I… I … I… lo… lo… love… y…y…you."

AND THEN AMY KILLED EVERYBODY

The moment I said that I turned my head the other way and many thoughts about what would happen next occurred me.

 Maybe you guys should get some pants?

Tails P.O.V
(Tails Narration)
I can't believe in what I just heard, I was afraid to tell him because after he knew this I thought he wouldn't be want to be near me anymore, but then he comes and says that he loves me? Wow, that sure is a relief.

Wow, when i finish reviewing this that SURE is a relief.

After a moment Sonic is still facing the other way, asks me sobbing "So Tails what was it that you wanted to tell me then?" When he asked me only one thing occurred me "Sonic, can you turn this way and look at me?" I asked and then he turns around with tears running down his cheeks. "Okay, now please close your eyes" he closes his eyes and I say "What I wanted to tell you was this" I went closer to him and kissed him on his lips, Sonic opens his eyes surprised, I break the kiss and say "I love you Sonic." Just as I finished saying that, Sonic's tears stopped and he was now smiling.

AND THEN AMY KILLED EVERYBODY 
And then Knuckles came and was like "WHUT DA HAYELL?"
And then Sonic's evil vibrator came and OKAY SHUT UP

Then I couldn't hold out anymore I look at Sonic penis and see he is having an erection, just like me. I look at Sonic's face again and ask "Do you want to do it?" he nods silently with a smile.

Having an erection while looking at other person??? What a perverted world we live in!

Also, Sonic and Tails performing gay sex? Or are they just going to save the world from Ivo Robotnik Eggman?

As soon as he agrees I pick up his hand and put it on my penis, I stroke it up and down until Sonic started doing it himself. Then I do the same; I put my hand in Sonic's penis and start jacking it off.

Jack It! Sonic Warrior!

This sensation was so good that I start to moan in pleasure "Ohhh, Sonic please do it harder" after hearing that he stops jacking my penis, he opens his mouths and puts my penis inside it and sucked it while he started to jack off my penis again.

Why i have enough brains to read this? At least it's text, not a picture.

This sensation was so great that I couldn't hold out any longer, "Oh Sonic I'm going to cum!"

Sex is suppossed to be painful! (At least how school teaches us) I thought this was a love story, not a novel porn!
Who does blowjob in real life anyway? It's only in porn! That is also so disgusting. According to christians sex was made to make babies! Not having it for fun! Now i at least understand why Jasper and Avery hate porn.

the cum came out and went into Sonic's throat.

*Drowning music*

"Well now it's time to make you cum" I say in a seductive voice and I started to jack Sonic penis harder until he "Tails I'm going to cum!" after hearing that I immediately put my mouth into his penis and he let's his cum come out. It tasted wonderfully!

NO! NO! NO! It's supposed to taste horrible! (At least how jokes teach us) That's it, it's not a yaoi love story! It's a stereotypical gay story! I call LGBT Foundation to sue this man!

Then Sonic opens his drawer and takes out some lube, e puts some on his hand and then he brushes it on my penis and then on his ass entrance.

[OKAY SCROLL DOWN NOW]

He puts himself with his belly down signalizing me to put my penis into his ass. I insert my penis into Sonic's ass slowly and then I start thrusting back and forth, this feels so great I can't describe it in words I continue thrusting and when I hit Sonic prostate he let's out a load moan of pleasure. At that point Sonic tells me "Tails leave your penis where it is, I want to feel you inside me" when I hear Sonic me that I stopped and let my penis stay inside his ass, I hug him and curl up with him. After a while we fall asleep in the bed.
The end.

That was the most DISGUSTING story i have ever read! And i guess this blog will have even more disgusting ones! (Hopefully not)


I give this -5 stars. This is really disgusting and ugly and i can't stand another one of this, but sadly, Internet is full of these.

(I guess Something Awful has reviewed this story for million times already, but whatever. Nobody even visits that shit anymore thanks to 4chan)
This story also showed homosexual people as a perverts who want to get a dick into their asses all the time.
Just because they like men, does it mean that they want dick all the time?

I'm kind of sure that gay sex doesn't exist. I guess even homosexual people think it's freaking disgusting.

Though i would like to have a hug from this guy. But even guys want this guy, so what?

And what comes to me, i survived. And now i will erase this from my brain forever.

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