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Fortan Reviews Everything's Worst Of The Week! 5-6

1. Giga-Sakura Says Goodbye!


We knew it would happen... sexyasiangirl left collaging... i left collaging... and Giga-Sakura is leaving the whole community of GTS.




She was a nice person, and she will definetly be missed. I guess AX is behind it somehow...

2. Alicorn Twilight!

I am not a brony, but hell, soon there aren't any bronies because "HAZNOBRO" breaks them up. You see, Twilight Sparkle has turned into a winged thing. And bronies don't like it because it makes her Mary Sue. And series will jump the shark and molest it and then burn it.
The whole hate towards Alicorn-ified Twilight Sparkle is incredibly silly. And i know i should shut up about ponies, but if MLP:FiM-fad "dies" it definetly makes the list.

But otherwise those crapsacks stay away from my trashcan.


3. GigaSurfer Blogpost causes one hell of a mess.
Fortan Reviews Everything losed it's reputation after making a blogpost about Rantists, that featured the-word-that-i-dont-mention. Some stranger even made a comment on it, one of the very rare things you can find from this blog. I hope this doesn't repeat.

4. Super Bowl Black-Out

All the fat americans lo... i mean, ALL THE NON-ARIZONAN Americans love Super Bowl! Sadly something happened and electricity was taken off for half an hour and many fathers took a divorce.

But no worries! OREO cookies saved the day with epic advertisement! (The ad will be reused when Solar Storms shut down the most of Earth's electricity)

5. Tumblr Day Leaked!
I don't see why people hate fads when Forced fads are much worse. I am afraid of April's 1st but now i also have to be afraid of March 3rd. The day when all the crazy little tumblr people show how Transvestite they are. Ugh, i'd rather celebrate World Math Day than that.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS:
Fortan's horrible school season!
5thHorseman it's nuts and Mental Pills still don't work!
Comment on Tachin's video causes one hell of a mess!

See you next Tuesday!

Fortan's Filthy Fanfiction Corner: Crash and friends in diapers!

Oh yeah, i actually found something. And i would like to thank MagicalBiscuits for finding this, or actually i found it myself because this guy hates me!

Well, before we review this, let's do recap how many fanfics i've reviewed...
Crossovers count, but not two-part series like My Immortal.

1 Sonic Fanfic
2 Homestuck fanfics
3 MLP Fanfics
1 Vocaloid fanfic
3 Evangelion Fanfics
1 Digimon fanfic
1 Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic
1 Lucky Star fanfic
1 Spongebob fanfic
1 Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
1 Harry Potter fanfic
1 Pokemon Fanfic
1 Simpsons fanfic
and soon 2 Crash Bandicoot fanfics

Well, MLP and Evangelion have been my favourite subjects, but Neon Genesis Equestria and End Of Boredom are crossovers.

I am not sure when i reach 50 Fanfics, but i promise i will review something big for that day.

But, let's move on to this fanfic, the writer of this has diaper fetish, and everyone who have fetishes are told to be mad men.

I do have macrophilia, expansion fetish and crowd fetish, but no inflation or fat fetish because they're disgusting.

Diaper fetish is also disgusting, so let's see how this fucks up.

Ok I'm not good with stories but I'm gonna try for all you guys.

Do it properly or don't do it all! That's why i never post my drawings to internet anymore.

One day Crash was walking along with Coco and Crunch since they were really the only familey he had

Aku Aku is also part of his family, but how do you put a diaper on floating mask with no feet?

Just then all 3 of them saw cortex And knew something was up and ran up to him.

Of course Cortex is so evil he shows up on Bandicoots as himself and totally doesn't appear with airship or holo-project image or Coco Bandicoot costume.

"Stop right there bandicoots." Said Cortex
"Excuse me why have you instucted us to stop." Asked Crash.

You know the fanfic sucks when Crash knows how to speak.

"For this. now!" orded Cortex.
Cortex grabbed Crash.

Not another rape story...

Tiny grabbed Coco.
Dingodile grabbed Crunch.

So they just grab people? What a waste of time...

Polar and Pura Came and saw this and was about to attack but Pasdena and Nina grabbed them.

Pasadena isn't a villain! I know nobody likes her, but that doesn't mean she's villain.

"What is the meaning of this?"Asked Coco.
"To put you in diapers." Laughed Cortex.

Welcome to the world of Cortex's crazy fetishes. To the chapter 2.

Notes:Why Ripper roo and Coco are a couple I think it's cute

They don't fit to be a couple.

and I know crunch doesn't have a gf so I made one for him

Bandicoot Fanfiction Law 2: Don't do any hero OC's. (NPC's are allowed though) 

same with Polar and Pura. another side note is Ripper roo is able speak english like he was supposed in ctr but didn't.

Ripper Roo speaking in CTR was cancelled, so that doesn't count as canon. I don't want to see how this turns out.

"You know Crash baby I think you would look really cute in a diaper."
Said Pasadena.

Didn't you die at the end of CTTR?

Crash looked over at Pasadena and blushed.
"well since you say so let's get it happening."Said Crash

Crash now wants to wear diaper??? And Pasadena-X-Crash? I'd rather have Crash-x-Coco, yeah i know that's incest but it only works on some cases!

Cortex put the diaper on Crash.
"Yep so darn right cute." Said Pasadena.
Crash blused again.

You know something is wrong when Crash blushes.

Coco had the feeling something was wrong with what just happend then it dawned on her they wanted to get crash first that way they could get everyone else while Coco was distracted with that Tiny put a diaper on her and then let her go.

At least they don't rape you this time...

Coco started to cry.
Crash walked over to her.
"Hey sis what's wrong?" Asked Crash.
"This is the most terrible thing that has ever happend." Cried Coco.

Oh Yeah???

Crash put his arm around her.
"Don't worry sis we will get through this." Said Crash.
"But how?" Asked Coco.

"LET'S POSE!"

"We always find a way out of problems." Said Crash.
"At that moment dingodile got a diaper on Crunch.
"Ok now you made The Crunch mad.

 God! Crunch is now Dwayne Johnson!

Pasadena put a diaper on Polar an Nina put one on Pura.
"So exactly what is the point of this?" asked Crash.
"I'll tell you right now you have 3 choices you can walk around town like that let me turn you into bies

Bies? So Crash could ship himself with Cortex?

Everybody knows Crash is pimping with robots.

or let me kill you." Said Cortex.

Well, that makes most sense.

"We will walk around town."Said crash and they leave.

THE END

"Crash I think you made a bad choice." Said Coco.
"What makes you say that?" Asked Crash.
"Well think about it We are in dipers walking around town Tawana might see you and Ripper roo might see Coco and I'm afraid Katrina will see me." Said Crunch.

Common OC Law 203: Never name your character Katrina, because 90% of Katrina's suck.

"Just like Pasadena I'm sure Twana will think I look cute same with Ripper roo and Katrina."Said Crash.

I like how this guy never spells Tawna right...

"Crash I don't think Pasadena actully likes you I think that was a trick so they could diaper us So Twana might think something is wrong with you although Ripper roo being the insane person he is might think I look cute but Katrina would not find this cute and probaly laugh her head off." Said Coco.

So Katrina is from CBR?

Polar and pura were thinking the same thing about princess ice and taisha.

Princess Ice from Adventure Time? And Pura would fit more with Yaya Panda, because you know, she is, KIND-OF-CANON.

Just then Crash saw Tawna coming.
"Well get prepared Crash." Said Coco.

Why can't they just take their diapers off?

"Don't worry sis I got this." said Crash.
Tawna sees Crash and runs up to him then starts to check him out and giggles a little.

Didn't Tawna date Pinstripe?

"Now Tawna I look ridiclous but um." Said Crash.
"Ridiclous I think you look rather cute like that." Said Tawna.

I like how Tawna and Crash both misspell Ridicilous in a SAME WAY.

"See sis I told ya." Said Crash.
"Oh no here comes ripper roo."Said Coco.

DESTROY HIM!

Ripper roo hops up to Coco and kisses her.

And then throwed a TNT on her...

"So Ripper roo do you think I look cute in a diaper?" asked Coco.
Ripper roo nods.

No wonder this guy is crazy!

Crunch saw Katrina coming.
"Well we all had good luck so far let's hope the Crunch don't have a problem." Said Crunch.

Katrina didn't exist because HE WAS ONLY A FAN CHARACTER!

Katrina skips up to Crunch.
Crunch can't speak.

He ran out of Mr. T-jokes.

"You know what that diaper just makes my Crunch look more hansome." Said Katrina.
Princess ice and Taisha glomped Polar and Pura.

I knew she was a CBR-character expy!

"so I'm gonna guess Cortex planned this." Said Tawna.
"Yes he did." Said Crash.

waligie: damn straight

"Butt i'm suree hee didn'tt sayy youu couldn'tt wearr pantss." said Ripper roo.

He said "butt!" UHEHAHUHEHAHUHEHAHUHEHAH!

"That's right thanks for reminding me they can't do that" Said Cortex from behind.
"Why do you have to be so rotten to us?" Asked Coco.
"Because I simply hate you." Said Cortex.
"That makes sensce." Said Crunch.

It doesn't make sense, it makes SENSCE!

"Hey Cortex you got anymore diapers?" Asked Katrina.
"Yes I do why?" Asked Cortex.
"Why do ya think?" Asked princess ice.
"Yeah there's only one reason." Said Taisha.
Cortex hands them diapers and they put them on.

In a world where everyone have a diaper fetish...

"What are you thinking?" Asked Crash.

This story is utterly ridiculous with stupid misspells, false abilities, stupid fetishes and annoying fan characters.

"We aren't gonna let you go throught this alone." Said Tawna.
"Really you don't have to do this." Said Coco.
"Yess wee doo." Said Ripper roo.

Stop.

"But why?" Asked Crunch.
"It feels like destiny" Said Katina.

DON'T YOU SEE IT? DESTINY!

"I stiil think you guys shouldn't have to go through this as well said Polar.
"Well we are going too" Said princess ice.
"But it's not right." Said Pura.
"Well we only care about you guys." said taisha.
"So I guess in other words get over it?" Asked Crash.

THE END

Oh god, that was really lame! Still better than Crash Bandicoot Retold though...

That has now raped almost every series ever imagined...

Fortan's Filthy Fanfiction Corner: My Pokephilia Orgy

Before we make fun of this fanfic, i've got something to say.

I've ran out of ideas for fanfics to review,so i need your suggestions to get more..
But, this is our next fanfic i've officially decided to review... POKEPHILIA ORGY!

Yes, i haven't reviewed any Pokemon fanfics, and those are one of the worst after MLP, HomeStuck and Naruto.

Let's see how this mess begins...

Meet Shaun. He is a pokémon trainer who's lost in the woods (which he was expecting as he almost always gets lost), but he's about to have something unexpected happen to him.

One day he fell into a hole after chasing a funny rabbit with a clock.

I had just got done swimming in a lake deep in the woods (truth be told I had gotten lost and just ended up finding a lake so I decided to take a break from being lost).

So this is an author avatar? Oh geeze.

I was watching my meganium, persian, pikachu, rapidash, houndoom, and typhlosion playing on the shore

All Furry Icons? Check, expect Meganium
All Probably Female? Check
All "hot"? Check
All pre-3rd generation? Check

Man, that team sucks, where are Ninetales, Gardevoir, Milotic, Lapras and Wait, am i telling this guy what Pokemen he would use in his orgy? Fuck my life.

while I got out dripping wet and naked (yes I was skinny dipping)

WE DON'T CARE!

when typhlosion came over to me and started licking my member (which in turn made me hard).

STOP IT YOU, YOU ARE NOT A DOG!

–whoa typhlosion what are you doing-

Nobody told me Tommy Wiseau is going to play Shaun!

I ask trying to push him away

YOU... LITTLE TURD!

but, he just continues and it just starts to fell so good so I just let him keep going and then I got an idea. –everyone come here I want us to have some fun together-

Like they totally understand him...

-What do you want- meganium asked

-Yeah we were already having fun- said Persian

 SHUT UP I'M ALREADY DEAD

-Yeah- said pikachu
-Well since we were already having fun maybe he has something else planed- said houndoom

Never Forget The Fact That Americans Are Dildos, when They Blame Muslims From Everything And Write Horrible Fanfics. I rest my case.

-Ok what did you have in mind Shaun- asked rapidash
Well I was thinking of having us a little orgy so how about it
That sounds awesome everyone replied

Then Shaun woke up from his pile of unpayed taxes with his student roommates.

Ok so then let's get started ok now let's see typhlosion you get over here and ill anal you, now pikachu you can get on typhlosion and ill suck your dick, houndoom you fuck me in the ass, rapidash you and persian can 69 and meganium you can do whatever you want ok go and on go everyone got where they were supposed to be.

"What about the condoms? Did you remember the condoms? I don't want to give you Poke-Human abominations again!"

I started with typhlosion by slipping my dick slowly into his hot pleasureful ass getting a moan or two from him, next was pikachu who put his dick in my mouth right before getting poked by typhlosion

Actually, those Pokemen were actually his gay friends dressed up as Pokemen.

and letting a squeak out as his ass was being penetrated, then houndoom came over and got into position and slowly started to insert his dick into my vacant hole which made me give a muffled moan into pikachu's crotch getting a moan from him in the process

These guys moan more than that old man in Creepy Castle Catacombs.

now it was rapidash and persion's turn as they got down and started licking each other's dripping wet pussy's both becoming a moaning wreck and as they were doing this meganium came over and started to anal rapidash only causing her more pleasure.

Wait! There is one thing wrong! You forgot to give pleasure to Shaun!

Pikachu was the first to go as I got my mouth filled with cum and started pumping typhlosion harder as I was getting close, typhlosion was getting close to as he started to fuck pikachu harder as pikachu all of a sudden came down and collided his tong with mine and we each started to make out with spit and cum (from my mouth) dripping down are cheeks and with that typhlosion came squirting cum all over pikachu's ass and my stomach and right after that houndoom finished filling my insides with cum and squirting some out that had escaped my ass, with all this I was on the verge my hips turning to a blur and I went as deep as I could into typhlosion squirting every last bit of cum I could into his ass and getting a long and powerful moan from typhlosion.

TL;DR: Cum harder pump spit harder down down squirting cum cum filling cum cum ass squirting cum spit.

Persian was almost ready to cum, her and rapidash as they buried there tongs as far as they would go into their sexes and all at once they squirted all over each other's faces and mouths taking the time to clean as much of the juices as they could as meganium was pumping faster and faster until he let out a big moan along with rapidash as he shot his seed deep into her ass.

The Next day, Proferssor Oak was terrifyed.

-well did all of you find that fun- I asked
-oh yes- everyone answered
-ok then who's ready for round two-

NOT ME

Everyone just smiled and waited for their directions.
Ok let's see um pikachu I want a go at you, houndoom you can stand on top of me and ill suck your dick, typhlosion you can fuck Persian anyway you want, meganium you and rapidash can lick at my dick while I'm going at pikachu ok let's get started then.

Why can't they go like "What did you say?"

Pikachu came over and got in position and I pushed him down on my long dick and he let out a moan then houndoom came over and got in positions as I put his dick in my mouth and he went for pikachu's, typhlosion didn't spare any time to go at Persian going from her ass to her pussy taking double shots, meganium came over and started licking the anal juices coming from pikachu and rapidash did the same as I started moving pikachu who was in awe at how good he felt at the moment. I was getting close and so was houndoom as he launched his seed into my mouth and down my throat and I started to move pikachu faster which only made him feel that much better and then I came in him as he let out a moan and I lifted him off me as he gave houndoom his surprise right into his mouth, typhlosion had gone to just fucking Persians pussy and she has already cummed once and was on the verge as was typhlosion and when persian did her juices squirting everywhere and her pussy convulsing around typhlosion's dick made him soot his seed into her and fill her right up.

TL;DR: I don't know either what's happening, dude.

Ok know let's try something different

"Ok i go to jail while all of you are sterilized sent to free nature where no human will ever catch you again"

-Time for round three-
Persian get on my cock and rapidash come here my tong has a little present for you, typhlosion, meganium, pikachu, and houndoom you have an orgy amongst your selves with the one on the bottom analing me ok lets go.

That was just a bunch of sex related words spammed together.

Persian got right down on me and rapidash positioned herself facing persian and they started to make out, pikachu got on meganium, meganium mounted houndoom who mounted typhlosion

who mounted Pikachu who mounted Typholison who mounted Rapidash who mounted Persian who mounted the cop near-by and nobody mounted on anyone ever.

and typhlosion stuck his huge dick into my ass hurting me a little, then we started to move and I was in awe at how Persians pussy felt to my dick as I was eating rapidash 

Pokephilia meets Pokevore!

and all the males where grunting as they enjoyed there fun. Rapidash was on the verge and was trying to hold it in but failed and exploded all over me but I didn't care I just cleaned it up and went back to eating her out, Persian was getting there to and erupted her sex juices all over hers and my crotch which got me close to cuming and made me pump faster until I went as far as I could and exploded my seed inside her and it was so much that it started dripping out, her and rapidash got up and went over to my ass to lick at it while typhlosion was going at me harder and harder obviously ready to finish when all at once I could feel his hot cum filling my ass up and squirting out all over his crotch, right after that pikachu finished getting a satisfying moan out of meganium who was getting ready obviously because he was going harder and harder into houndoom when he blew his load and filled houndoom up and after that houndoom launched his seed into typhlosion.

TL;DR: Fuck it.

After we were done and I had gotten dressed I saw Sam a trainer I know and a friend of mine who had a pokénav (lucky for me) and he helped me out of there not having any idea what took place earlier that day even though I will never forget it because it was the first time me and my pokémon had an all out orgy.

Next day Shaun was arrested for Zoophilia and homosexuality and making interspecies pregnant.

All the Pokemen he raped died a horrible death on Viridian City's PokeCenter. And we will never see Shaun ever again.

That was gross, but thank you for reading and remember to vote and suggest!

Dave McDonalds Rants: Dwayne Johnson Is The WWE Champion??? AGAIN???

(Note: Dave McDonalds isn't a real person, or actually he is. But i'm not him)

i saw this shit today and it fucking sucked. seriously, dwayne "the cock" johnson wins wwe championship? it's 2013 when it's the last time he won it? punk held it for almost a fucking year and then dwayne takes it from him with a GIMMICK ELBOW???? get back to movies faggot seriously you're not David Arquette.

THE "ROCK" IS JUST AN OLD GRANDPA!! HERE IN CROATIA WE HAVE OUR GUNS ALREADY!!!!! JUST LIKE WE DID TO STJEPAN MESIC!!! WHY DID FRANDO TUDMAN HAD TO DIE???!!! WHY WE DIDN'T KEEP YUGOSLAVIA!!!! FUCK WORLD AND IT'S PREGATORY!!!!

Fortan's Filthy Fanfiction: Two Peter Chimaera Fanfics!

Okay, Donkey Dudes. It's time to review another infamously bad fanfiction, expect this time there are more than one! All written by Peter Chimei... i mean, Peter Chimaera! This dude gave inspiration to whole "And Then Jon was a zombie"-Meme. But i dislike both memes and zombies, so let's move on. (I'm still not 4channer though, i don't hate the meme if it's used RIGHT! Zombies in other hand are too mainstream and can be never used right.)

First fanfic by him is "My Litte Ponly: Friendship is Danger!"

So we are going to encouter Swedish Pony-men that are trying to teach us Friendship is dangerous?
Oh, i'm not a brony. So i generally dislike everything about MLP, swallow your hate my friend, swallow it.

So let's review this thing:

Friendship is Danger
Chapter One
Rainbow Dahs woked up and went to at the garden
Hello Rainbow Dash "said " a girl pony who wa named Flyhoof.

You know, at least some fanponies had CREATIVE names.

"OK hello Flyhoof I have never met you at before?"
"No I am a new pony and we have to find Applyjack"

That Pony who spammed the "Apply Now" button? Yeah, that was the hardest boss in the game.
How do exactly Ponies "come" to Ponyville? From what i've seen from Deviantart there must be about googolplex ponies with most of them being expies of famous characters. I guess no world in a place could fit that amount of beings into one place?

First Rainbow Dash went to Applejack's house and they ate a apple pie

Brought to you by Hulk Hogan.

 and then they went to the space base where they had to get ready to go into space

Whoa! What happened? Did i missed something?

"Put on your space suit Rainbow Dash"
"OK"

AND THEN JON WAS A ZOMBIE

And then when they landed on the moon aeverything was okay

Expect this

and they had a picnic but they coudlnt eat because they had to keep their space suits on so it was only a pretend picnic

 YOU GUYS HAVE IMAGINATION LIKE SPONGEBOB!

but while they were gone a hundred disasters happend

You see, the moon crashed on Earth. And when Moon crashes it's one huge disaster, and then under chain reaction hundred other disasters also happen. Animals die, houses get burned, wars and infighting come after it and also possible attacks of Eldritch Abomination.

Yes i'm trying to make sense out of this fanfic, got a problem with that?

"We have to go back to" Flyhoof said. Flyhoof was a pegasaur but she had horn like unicorn but it didnt do anything.

Pegasaur? New dinosaur species has been found by 8-year old fanfiction writer, Pegasaur! They can be live in moon with space suits! And they have a horn like unicorns! They eat Apple Pies so they are herbivores! They became excint way faster than others.

So they went bck to Unietd Equestraland

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Volkoff requests, that you all rise and respect the singing of Soviet national anthem!

and found Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle and the other one and then they went to solve the disasters

The Other One is the best pony.

First they found a corcodile

NOW IN 3 SIZES

 and they kicked its head and it went "Oof"

Like, that Corcodile had no teeth at all right?

and then gave back all the children it ate

And those were HIS OWN CHILDREN. Have you watched animal documents?

and they were fine but it wasn't time to say horay

This makes MLP look bad.

and they had to get to the job deal done if they wanted to solve the rest of the disasters and the crocodile felt bad and offered to help them "My name is Crunch"

"NAMED AFTER MY FAVOURITE FOOD"

 "I am Raindbow Dash and these are my friends" and they all went to find the big tree that was burning down

"MOSES!" Tree said. "HERE'S GOD! YOU MUST FREE THE PEOPLE OF EGYPT AND TAKE THEM TO THE PROMISED LAND!"

so they put out the burning tree

"NO, YOU CAN'T DENY THIS OFFER! I MAY BE A GOD BUT I'M ALSO BILLY MAYS!"

"We have to not go in the forest because it is danger"

"And i don't like German names!"

and they went into the forest and Fluttershy got caught in a beartrap and then she died

THE END.

"Fluttershy is dead oh no"

Did The Cheat direct this?

"OK"

No, i'm definetly sure this is the same person who brought us Waligie.

"We will find a key"

What? Where was i?

"Please of hurrying my leg is very much blood" Fluttershy said with cry

NO! THIS WAS WRITTEN BY TARA GILESBIE! SAME BAD GRAMMAR, SAME RANDOM RECOVERS! AND SAME USE OF BLOOD! I HAVE SOLVED A MYSTERY! NOW GIVE ME NOBEL!

So they found a lumberjack pony who came with axe

 And made sure Fluttershy stayed dead...

and cut the bear trap off but he got lost. Alog the way they solved almost all the other disasters aand then found the lumberjack but he was very sick

Can somebody explain to me what did this say? All i saw was just a bunch of words...

"I was bitten by a poisoned snake" he explared

"That's my brother, Snickers!" Crunch shouted.

"That is nt true you are halucinating and you just got a toad posion"

"That's my sister, Twix!" Crunch shouted.

"But I did not eat a toid"

A name given to a jackass from new york who cant say the words like "thirty" and say it whith a stupidass accent like "toidy".  source: Urban Dictionary.

"It does not matter some toads are poisonosu even if you look at them at their eyes"

Poisonosu is my least favourite Touhou.

Authors note im not sure if this true or not but it s part of tht story

I'm not sure should i facepalm or just laugh.

So the lumberjack was solved of the last disaster and everyone was safe.

What happened? Was it a comet? Or maybe a troll?

but Fulltershy could not talk because she was shot and the blood was everywhere. And then Fluttershy coughed and a hundred blood came out then she went nothing and everyone sadded.

This is the greatest sentence ever written.

One day they will all would learn to live their lifes without Futtershy who was dead.

 One day this artist will learn to write.

This was probably the best worst fanfic i've seen for a while!

But wait! There's more!

The next is: The Simpsons Dinner!

Chapter OIne

What a nice way tOI start the fanfic. I am excited hOIw this will cOIntinue...

Marge had to tell the Homer news. "I am glucky that my sisters are coming over do dinner"

Glucky is Lucky with G accidentally slipped on it. Source: COMMON SENSE

"OH DOH" and he dropped his hammer on foot because he was fixing dog house of Sanas little holper

I am too lazy to explain what is Sana and why he needs Holper.
Also i'm suprised they haven't used Oh D'Oh yet on the real show.

when the big news came and he was so shocked of anger that he dorped it right on his so much toes.

This is the lost episode of Simpsons! Right after Dead Bart! In Couch Gag there is 9/11 joke.

Chapter Two they come over

That was the shortest chapter of all time.

Pass the onions "No, Selma" and Homer ate so many opork chops that he went "I dont feel so good" and ran to the bathroom "Hwere did homer go"

I really need to create a comic version of this. My horrible drawing style will make this look even so-bad-it's-good-kind of better.

 "He went to bathroom dont call your father homer"

Like you didn't even tell who said it... It was that spike-haired bastard who speaks Spanish.

And maggie create suck noise

You don't have to write this, Nobody gives a shit about Maggie.

and shurgged her shoulders because it is all about homers eating too much all the time.

Pretty much every episode is the same these days.

Mr. Burns cammed over and rung the doorbelt.
Marge took off her apron "Ill get it. don't be a hurry" 

Wait, Burns doesn't even know Homer. How does he know that where Sector 7G loser lives?

But turns out at the door it was Mr. Burns!

Like we didn't knew that!

"I am doing off hours performance review and I need to speech to Homer Simpsons or he gets fired"

It's not Mr. Burns! It's Smithers after he married him!

"But he is in bathroom?what a predicament"

Chapter Three Homer has to get his job back
"Mr. Burns I missed performance review but wanted to get my old job back"
"No it is too late I have replaced you with ned F;landers"

DOES NED EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE NUCLEAR REACTOR??! He isn't Homer's rival goddamnit!

"doh"
"Googly doo mr. Homer I am workling at that power plant you work at"
"Ho home flanders"

It's Christmas!

"Okalaydokalry
But he thought it was Mr. Burns telling him and went hom so Dr. Burns had to fire him!

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. And this is my wife, Dr. Burns."

Chapter four
"Hahahahayou lost your job" Homer said to Flanders and Falnders house

Falnders House lost it's job? Too bad for him. I guess the Griffin's House was way more superior on whatever-job-he-did.

where they were having barbeque to celebrate Ned Flanders birthday

Barbeque's and Birthdays are a sin!

"It was a pickle"

Ned Flanders's Secret Episode 4.5

"UR NOT MAD" And homer went home and slamped the door on his foot "not again on my foot" and zelma was still there and laughed at him badly and so did others like bumblebeeman

A/N: Bumblebeeman is my favorate Simson!

also but Peater Graffin did not since hes on a different show.

You mean, Peter Griffin from Family Guy or, Beater Graffin from Mythology Wresslin' Super?

That was bad!

Thankfully i'm not going to review more. But this guy is an obvious troll! I like this! This is the best Fortan's Filthy Fanfiction Corner i've ever written. And really pays for My Immortal and Rape Bandicoot!

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Brotta Underground! Totally not Mario!
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