Fortan Reviews Everything's Worst Of The Week March! Feat. More Omnigiantess!

EEEYup, we are back at this.

1. Kaye Fabian Hates Me Now
Apparently i've been a racist for saying the N-Word at the president. Stupid Americans, always being so "patriotic." It also got me banned for life.

2. Craphole

Just, forget about it. It's the rejection of god, (Literally, RD has abandoned it a long ago) and is filled with pointless arguements, stupid laws, paranoid slut cuntbitches who tell their asshole conspiracies and many more.

Just forget about it, Craphole is not worth liking, nobody there is not worth liking.

3. PatStrikesBack Never Grows Up!
Not only that he did personal insults at me, he also seemed to torture VideoGameCutOuts, (Journal Here) who does hard job taking Video Game renders that help several Crash Projects. If he demands people give him respect or he cancels entire Crystal's Wrath i won't be surprised.

4. AX does it again

Any Questions?

I know i've talked about this before. but he seems to never learn when it comes to ANYTHING. He is overpushing a boy with terrible grammar and no sense of "different" WHO CALLS THIS ANIMATION???
Kasuko-San is the Ryback of Deviantart's Giantess Community

5. There is no Fifth option.

Fortan's Worst Of The Week 6-7

Welp, we promised a hiatus, but we are still here to rant about the five worst things happened on this week in world and the personal Circle!

1. The Opinion Arguement On Craphole!
Surpisingly it's not SilentStranger, it's tgb. He started to argue with everyone from CM Punk's title reign. There are arguements everyday in Craphole, but this one gone straight for 4 PAGES! That is a record, son!
Madness starts here: http://newwrestlecrap.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=wwe&action=display&thread=14486&page=5

Pictured: Not the Pope, but close enough.

2. The Pope Resigns
So, the whole catholic world was shattered when pope announced his retirement. Nowadays, Pope means nothing because atheism is taking over the world slowly. But people like AX or silentstranger have started to rant how this generations pope Benedictus sucked, because he allowed rape (HOW SURPISING)
I think the next pope will be George Clooney, oh come on! He even has white hair!

3. Avery is still a hater, What a suprise!
I don't like Dave and Armando (As you can see), and i told it to Avery. Suddenly Avery thought i was still hating on him! I thought he thought i thought i had apologized! I don't even know anymore... although one of the things made me laugh that Dave found it out that "Dave and Armando aren't worth liking" INSULTING. Pfft. People have told me that right in my face IN EVEN WORSE WAY. However if Dave is still aggressive he might get... Lu... i mean forbidden by Avery.
4. More Brony Drama
This week has got a lot of drama... Fighting Is Magic getting cancelled and more Alicorn Twilight, one of the biggest things however, was this:

NOW IN THREE COLORS

Yes, as you can see. THERE IS A MOVIE COMING OF HUMAN MLP GIRLS. No, that may be true. And it caused a huge shit storm that all the bronies were so thin, and wanted to respect equal opportunities, just like Armando.

Seriously, if they all were like NICKY!, that wouldn't be amusing either.
 
5. Fortan Reviews Everything Runs Out of Ideas!
Yes, this blog just doesn't feel so fun anymore (and i can't find bad enough fanfic). So expect hiatus, thankfully, i had time to make this.

Honourable Mentions:
Anjelo was EpicTroll all the time!
AX's Angered Message out of nowhere
Bruno Sammartino gets inducted into WWE Hall of Fame
Bigger-than-big is gone too.
FANDOMSTUCK

Fortan Reviews Everything's Worst Of The Week! 5-6

1. Giga-Sakura Says Goodbye!


We knew it would happen... sexyasiangirl left collaging... i left collaging... and Giga-Sakura is leaving the whole community of GTS.




She was a nice person, and she will definetly be missed. I guess AX is behind it somehow...

2. Alicorn Twilight!

I am not a brony, but hell, soon there aren't any bronies because "HAZNOBRO" breaks them up. You see, Twilight Sparkle has turned into a winged thing. And bronies don't like it because it makes her Mary Sue. And series will jump the shark and molest it and then burn it.
The whole hate towards Alicorn-ified Twilight Sparkle is incredibly silly. And i know i should shut up about ponies, but if MLP:FiM-fad "dies" it definetly makes the list.

But otherwise those crapsacks stay away from my trashcan.


3. GigaSurfer Blogpost causes one hell of a mess.
Fortan Reviews Everything losed it's reputation after making a blogpost about Rantists, that featured the-word-that-i-dont-mention. Some stranger even made a comment on it, one of the very rare things you can find from this blog. I hope this doesn't repeat.

4. Super Bowl Black-Out

All the fat americans lo... i mean, ALL THE NON-ARIZONAN Americans love Super Bowl! Sadly something happened and electricity was taken off for half an hour and many fathers took a divorce.

But no worries! OREO cookies saved the day with epic advertisement! (The ad will be reused when Solar Storms shut down the most of Earth's electricity)

5. Tumblr Day Leaked!
I don't see why people hate fads when Forced fads are much worse. I am afraid of April's 1st but now i also have to be afraid of March 3rd. The day when all the crazy little tumblr people show how Transvestite they are. Ugh, i'd rather celebrate World Math Day than that.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS:
Fortan's horrible school season!
5thHorseman it's nuts and Mental Pills still don't work!
Comment on Tachin's video causes one hell of a mess!

See you next Tuesday!