Dave McDonalds Rants: WHITE JACKETS????

i saw this shit today and it fucking sucked. seriously, a white jacket??? for me? dave mcdonalds?
if you want to find out what the fuck is this, then watch this picture.

do you see that? i look like a motherfucking child cartoon character!!!! i am uglier than mouse nicky!

FUCKING NICKY YOU STOLE MY ARMANDO! YOU AREN'T EVEN THAT HOT! YOU KNOW WHAT NICKY? GO KILL YOURSELF, YES, COMMIT SUICIDE! SLICE YOUR THROAT OPEN! I SAW YOUR TUMBLR AND IT FUCKING SUCKED! AND DON'T TRY TO SHOW YOUR UGLY FACE AND SCREAM "NICKY" ON MY FACE FOR TEN HOURS STRAIGHT! HERE IN  CROATIA I'M HAVING MY GUNS ALREADY! I WANT MY BLUE SHIRT BACK EVEN ARMANDO LIKES IT!

FUCK WORLD AND IT'S PREGATORY!!!!