Are the Crappers their own Wrestling Fan Community?

According to Wikipedia, Mark means "a person who enjoys professional wrestling as if it were unstaged. Derived from the carnival term," knowing Wikipedia this is obviously a lie, because Mark is more an internet pro-wrestling fan, who is member of IWC. Smark is told to mean "A fan who is aware of and interested in the backstage and non-scripted aspects of wrestling".
Really, Wikipedia? I know you've spewed out bullshit before, but Smark doesn't mean anything like that.

But, if you insist, then i guess all the angry members of IWC are labeled as "Crappers" from now on.

What is Crapper exactly? Well...

Crapper is a person who follows WrestleCrap and Wrestling. Basically labeled as "Angry Video Game Nerd of IWC", because Crapper just wants to find all the negative points of angles and wrestlers and then make fun of them with other crappers. Crapper takes everything seriously and is known to get butthurt over everything. Crappers hate marks, IWC and even each other. Crappers don't cause that much damage because they are locked on the Hell of IWC, Craphole The Wrestling Forum, where they argue with each other forever.

Crappers have really mean sense of humour, that has been actually handed down from R. D. Reynolds, the founder of Wrestlecrap and "the god" of Crappers. Crappers are atheists of Wrestling because they judge wrestlers from their real-life activites, which is the reason why Chris Benoit is always getting hated on threads and why nobody considers Hogan as the one of the most famous wrestlers in the business. Whenever FAN, wrestlingforum.com or Wrestling Clique sees a Crapper, he'll be automatically banned for life. Crappers are very infamous in the wrestling community, even more so than "Youtube Marks".

One positive thing about Crappers is that they are very intelligent and seem to know more than Marks do and are the masters of Inside Jokers.

Example of Crapper Quote:
Again, anyone claiming "oh, WWE isn't cool anymore so it's okay for their world champion to ignore the company" needs to stop and pause the tape.

'The fuck are you calling yourself a fan of this business?

If Rock had brought the belt and mentioned Wrestlemania, then maybe it would be "culturally relevant" somewhat. Depends on what you call "culturally relevant". I see a lot of kids watching the product who have a favorite wrestler. Do we just need more kids watching to make it "culturally relevant" or do they all need to be wearing John Cena T-shirts?

Does it even fucking matter if wrestling is cool or not? Dwayne just told the world that he is not a wrestler, even though he is a world heavyweight wrestling champion. How can you be okay with this? How can you be defending this outright shitting on of the business by Dwayne? The only reason Dwayne even has a shitty movie to star in is because of wrestling. Without wrestling, we would have given up on this piece of shit the second the premier of Walking Tall was over.

Buyrates? A few extra paydays? Dwayne clearly does not give a damn if WrestleMania sells or not, or else he'd have taken the Leno opportunity and ANY OTHER OPPORTUNITY HE HAD to promote the show. He's obviously already been paid for his appearance, or else he'd get off his Hollywood ass and sell some fucking tickets so that he would be guaranteed his money and perhaps some extra.

And when your world champion publically shows that he don't give a fuck about you, your job, your company, or even HIS job or HIS company...that's no champion. That's a bitch. And I'm trying real hard not to insult anyone who is on Dwayne's side, because you're entitled to your opinion. There's just no arguing your point with me. I love wrestling too much, and I'm probably borderline trolling here with this thread - but this pissed me off so bad when I read the newsbite on Rajah that I will bark this shit to the end.

Fuck you, Dwayne.

 

Fortan Reviews Everything's Worst Of The Week March! Feat. More Omnigiantess!

EEEYup, we are back at this.

1. Kaye Fabian Hates Me Now
Apparently i've been a racist for saying the N-Word at the president. Stupid Americans, always being so "patriotic." It also got me banned for life.

2. Craphole

Just, forget about it. It's the rejection of god, (Literally, RD has abandoned it a long ago) and is filled with pointless arguements, stupid laws, paranoid slut cuntbitches who tell their asshole conspiracies and many more.

Just forget about it, Craphole is not worth liking, nobody there is not worth liking.

3. PatStrikesBack Never Grows Up!
Not only that he did personal insults at me, he also seemed to torture VideoGameCutOuts, (Journal Here) who does hard job taking Video Game renders that help several Crash Projects. If he demands people give him respect or he cancels entire Crystal's Wrath i won't be surprised.

4. AX does it again

Any Questions?

I know i've talked about this before. but he seems to never learn when it comes to ANYTHING. He is overpushing a boy with terrible grammar and no sense of "different" WHO CALLS THIS ANIMATION???
Kasuko-San is the Ryback of Deviantart's Giantess Community

5. There is no Fifth option.

Fortan's Filthy Fanfiction Corner: Super Mario Randomness One And Two

I'M BAAAACK! After watching Dramatic Readings of fanfiction several times i decided to step up and review another horrifying fanfiction.

This girl i found has a lot of bad fanfictions so i guess i should check those out too.
No, they're not yaoi, but they're filled with old memes. Yaoi is actually better than old memes because only yaoi i like is Kawoshin.

Ok, let's start this "randomness", i enjoy random humour, but not TOO RANDOM! It must be classy random like Homestar Runner or Charlie Chaplin!

Warning: These are basically pre-2010 Youtube Poop's in a text form.

The Most Random Mario Story Ever
I do not own any Mario characters. Nintendo owns them.

That still doesn't save you from Lamar Smith.

Mario: Hey Luigi,
Luigi: What?
Mario: Armadillos lurk in your toaster.

Is that a MrWeebl reference?

Luigi: What the-
Mario: IMMA SCATMAN!

And there the unoriginality starts.

Yoshi: I am gonna eat a chocolate covered lemon!
Mario: Are you nuts? Sour and sweet don't mix!

LOLLLL SPENGBAB REFERENCE... i think?

Bowser: THIS! IS! SPARTA!

Irony?

Peach: Nobody cares about the summer of '83!

Gumball reference, oh boy. This sucks.

Daisy: It is OVER 9000!

Rosalina: Pancakes are waaaaay better than waffles.

Why, Rosalina, Why?

King Boo: WHAT? YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK , YOU, UM, PANCAKE LOVER!
Rosalina: Oh yeah? Make me, you waffle freak!
*Rosalina and King Boo start fighting*
Mario: Where has this day gone…
THE END
I KNOW IT'S REALLY BAD BUT THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC SO PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW ANYWAY.

Yes, i know it's bad, so stop posting these. This should've posted when those memes were FUNNY!
But wait! There's more!

I SAID MORE, NOT MOORE!

It was a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom until...
Mario: NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN!

Kill meeee.....

Luigi: I baked you a pie!
Mario: Oh boy! What flavor?
Luigi: Pie flavor!

a..
s..
d..
f..
......

Daisy: HI I'M DAISY HI I'M DAISY HI I'M DAISY.

Thank you for making Daisy look like a complete moron.

Peach: Eu tenho uma pedra de estimação chamado Cabeça Poopie!
Daisy: Lol what?

It has "poop" on it. It's not funny.

Meanwhile at Bowser's Castle...
Bowser: Got your nose!
Policemen: Watch out, he's got a nose! *tackle Bowser to the ground*

a..
s..
d..
f..
i know i should feel sad for the guy because his friend is dead.
but still.

Ludwig: CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY! SWEETIE SWEETIE GIRLS LOVE! CHEWING CHEWING CHEWING CHEWING CHEWING! CUTIE CUTIE SO CANDY LOVE! CANDY LOVE CANDY LOVE!

What the fuck is wrong with you, Ludwig.

Wendy: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wo-oo-rld. Made of plastic, it's fantastic!

I just imagined that in Kootie Pie's voice. TOLERANCE LEVEL: EXCEEDED!!!!!!!!!!

Lemmy, Roy, and Moron(LOL I wrote moron!): Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan!

If she didn't say that she wrote Moron, it would've been the only funny part in the story.

Also >Nyan Cat.

Now we are missing Harlem Shake and Ghaggam Style, then i will give up on fanfiction forever.

Larry and Iggy: THROW THE CHEESE! *Throws cheese at everyone*

I wish you wouldn't do that!

Up in space, Rosalina was reading to the Lumas up in space.
Luma: Tell us the duck story.
Rosalina: Okay. Well,
(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
glass?"
The duck said,
"I'll pass".
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum Bum ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
"How 'bout, no."
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, Duck,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.
So don't get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)
And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on duck, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some grapes
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
"Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store...
Do you think tis store...
Do you think this store...has any… lemonade?"
(Fading)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)

...

Was that really important? At all?

Luma:(with tears in his eyes) That. Was. Beautiful!

I can tell a better story...

*ahem*
Once upon a time, Gordon Freeman wanted Fish!
But, when it came to tea time there was nothing on his dish
so,  Gordon Freeman said "I Must go to the store!"
And, when he had arrived, there was black guy at the door!
Oh me, oh my, a black guy at the door!
Ok, that was horrible.

Meanwhile at a haunted mansion...
King Boo: Do you like waffles?
Some Boos: Yeah we like waffles!
King Boo: Do you like pancakes?
Boos: Yeah we like pancakes!
King Boo: Do you like French toast?
Boos: Yeah we like French toast!
King Boo and Boos: Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Yeah, do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful!
King Boo: Do you like waffles?
Some Boos: Yeah we like waffles!
King Boo: Do you like pancakes?
Boos: Yeah we like pancakes!
King Boo: Do you like French toast?
Boos: Yeah we like French toast!
King Boo and Boos: Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful!

...

THAT WASN'T NEEDED EITHER!

Meanwhile in Diamond City, two twin girls just got out of work for the day.
Kat: Hey, you know how Mona Pizza serves coffee now?
Ana: Yeah?
Kat: You know about how you can have them write your name on the cup and have them

Ok this is possibly stolen joke so i won't show the full story.

Ashley: Katniss, huh? That prank never gets old.

Meanwhile at Wario and Waluigi's place...
Wario: WHAT?! YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO?!
Waluigi: Sorry! I didn't mean to!
Wario: Well, it's too late for that! Now look what you did!
A black hold appears from nowhere. It grows larger and larger until it's the size of the entire planet. The black hole then sucks up the entire planet from existence.
That's what happens when you divide by zero.

No it doesn't! Ugh, that was horrible. Bunch of old fads and references to bad shows.
But tune in next week, when we come back to review the next fapfic! Whatever it is, before that, So Long, Gay Bowser!

HEHEHEHEHEHE GEDDIT? THAT WAS A JOKE LIEK BANANAS EHEHEHEHE
GIRL YOU KNOW ITS GIRL YOU KNOW ITS GIRL YOU KNOW ITS GIRL YOU KNOW ITS TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!! I WANNA BE A HULKAMANIAC, A FUN WITH FAMILY AND DIE!

oh chess, i need to take a sauce.

Crash Mania and It's Idiotic Fanatics.

THIS IS OUTDATED! CM FORUM IS NO LONGER PART OF CRASH MANIA! SO FORGET ALMOST EVERYTHING THIS SAYS! I'M NO LONGER ALLOWED TO LIKE CRASH!!

As you may know, the Crash Bandicoot Fanbase was shattered this week by this image.

I AM THE COUNTER FROM ONCE UPON A TIME...MAN!

This very image ended up causing two-sided havoc. Kids believed it was real, while the angsty 40-year old virgins at the CM Forum thought it was fake and wanted the show the message.
The video where Bring Back Bandicoot ranted about this image being fake, ended up being the biggest cause of shitstorms since the infamous "prototype incident". NOT THAT PROTOTYPE INDICENT!

Crash Mania was blamed for hating Crash, to be honest, i think they strongly dislike Crash because they hate the fanprojects and other Crash sites, just visit the Crash Mania, how many of them even have Crash on their icon? I know not everybody on Craphole have wrestler on their icon, but still, those people are a bunch of dicks.

I find it pretty ironic that they're trying to "Bring Crash Back", via their stupid petition, but what if it has completetly opposite meaning? They're trying to keep Crash away so Activision can keep making Call Of Duty?

A lot of people who act in that behaviour like people in Crash Mania act that way, they might be bunch of angry 4chan veterans who don't believe that platforming would be a success anymore.

I demand Crash Mania will be closed along with it's crappy forums, and also stop that horrible petition that has done nothing but damage.

Also, BringBackBandicootCM called me a moron.
IS THAT HOW YOU ACT TOWARDS PEOPLE? OWNER OF SITE THAT HAS BEEN AROUND FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS???